“I think you assholes forgot something.”
Arkay was clearly annoyed. Litvir and Retvik could tell, because he was currently 4m tall and blocking the hallway in front of them, scowling with his arms crossed.
“Is this about us-”
“Yes.”
“What did we-”
“I heard all of it!” Arkay snapped, quickly shutting Litvir up. “You fucking idiots forgot that we are telepathically connected! I could hear echoes of you two fucking and it was fucking awkward! Can you two not fucking do that at all? Can you just not have sex? Like, ever? I don’t want to have to ever experience that crap ever again! ”
“Sorry, Arkay…” Retvik bowed his head slightly. Litvir however tutted, seeming actually rather annoyed with Arkay all of a sudden.
“Are you saying you do not want Retvik and I to have intercourse, ever?”
“Preferably, yes.”
Litvir rolled his eyes, crossing his arms the same way Arkay was, mimicking his annoyance. “Well, while I do sincerely apologise for not dampening ourselves yesterday, I am going to have to tell you to go fuck yourself. If Retvik and I wish to have intercourse, then that is what we shall do, regardless of your opinions on the matter.”
This retaliation caught Arkay by surprise. He stumbled over his words, trying to form a response. “But… but… I don’t like it… when you…”
“Tough!” Litvir snapped his fingers. “Retvik and I hardly ever do it anyway due to my lower drive. You were spared from it every other time, we just forgot to cut your subconsciousness out yesterday. Again, I apologise for that, we genuinely did not mean to upset you or let you get caught up in our desires. In fact, if you wanted, you could have joined in. We have discussed in the past about doing various acts together, and you have opted out every time. Right now though, you appear to want us to stop completely, to bow to your whim and make you happy.”
Arkay stuttered some more, not having an answer. Litvir could tell that Arkay was uncomfortable, but he frankly didn’t care.
“If you genuinely think we are going to turn to abstinence because you do not like Retvik and I doing very normal things, then, as I just said, you can go fuck yourself.” Litvir tutted, then pushed past Arkay, further down the hallway. “Now, if you excuse me, I have work to do and a shower to take.”
Retvik glanced up at Arkay, who was visibly deflating, both emotionally and physically, shrinking back down to his normal size.
“Did you really just ask us to not have sex ever?”
“Yeah…” Arkay admitted. “I… I am… so envious of you both…”
“Then Litvir is right. You need to grow up. The only being getting in your way is yourself. I too am sorry for upsetting you. We did not mean to. But, well, you are… hurting yourself. Instead of sitting through it all and suffering in silence, you could have just told us to be more considerate and to quieten down.”
“I just…” Arkay continued stuttering. “I feel left out.”
“Why? Because Litvir and I have made out twice total, and any advances both of us have made towards you have been shut down. You should-”
With a sudden growl, Arkay threw his hands up in frustration, before stomping off back to his bedroom. “You know what? Forget I fucking said anything…”