Kairos had never liked the little moon which Yisini called home. It was a stunningly beautiful little planetoid, with a rich, thick atmosphere, plenty of fresh water and more blooming plant species living on it than one could shake a stick at. On top of the precious flora, there were also plenty of exotic animal species, each one having made its own little niche in the strange, flowery environment. In fact, the planet was so covered in flora and fauna, there was barely any room for anything else. Except for Yisini’s temple, of course.
The temple was covered in vines. Flowering, carnivorous vines. Vines designed to trap and ensare anything Yisini didn’t want coming too close. Whatever was caught in the vines that Yisini did not care about would be slowly consumed by acidic liquids squirted out by the plants. Any trapped beings that caught the Allbirther’s attention… well, Kairos knew what their fates were and would regularly shudder at such thoughts.
As to why Kairos was here today, that was quite simple. Yisini had asked him to stop by so she could talk to him in private. Normally that meant she’d rant about the whole issue of things not living forever, before asking Kairos whether he wanted to have sex with her, followed by Yisini disappearing in a huff because Kairos would always say no.
Today, Kairos hoped, would be different. But as he knocked on the main temple entrance, he quickly realised how wrong he was.
Yisini swiftly opened the door, completely naked, rubbing herself up and down a long, slimy, silver pole which she ‘just happened’ to have with her.
“Helloooooo!”
“Hi…” Kairos was not impressed. “What do you want?”
Yisini grinned. That horrible, shit-eating grin she always made before she asked something retarded. “Well, first off, would you like to fuck me?”
“No.” Kairos rolled his eyes. “No way. Not now, not in a million years.”
Yisini sighed. “Fine. I’ll ask you again in two million years.”
“You’ll ask me again next week, knowing you…” Kairos tutted.
Yisini stopped rubbing herself and moved out of the way, inviting Kairos in. Kairos hesitated, then accepted Yisini’s invitation, being careful not to touch anything. As always, the floor was slightly sticky, and the walls weren’t much better.
Leading Kairos down the main hall, Yisini smiled to herself, almost giggling at what was to come. She shunted another door out of the way, then stepped aside so that Kairos could enter the living area.
“What… the…” Kairos refused to step into the room. He remained in the doorway, staring at Yisini. “What the fuck is all that?”
“Toys.”
“Those are fucked up toys.”
“They’re not fucked up, they just fill the gaps in my imagination!” Yisini smiled.
Kairos reached forward and pulled the doors closed. “Well whatever it is you want, we are not going in there to talk about it.”
Yisini sighed, then quickly relented. “Fine. What I wanted to talk about has nothing to do with that room anyway. Tends to happen when you deprive a girl of her favourite things…”
“What do you want?” Kairos snapped, sick and tired of Yisini’s messing around. “Why did you drag me all the way here? Just to gross me out?”
“Nooooo!” Yisini protested. “I… I just wanted to ask about Arkadin…”
Kairos blinked. “What about him?”
“Is he okay? I haven’t heard from him in… a while…”
The Whenvern shrugged. “Me neither. But why are you asking me instead of asking him?”
“I thought you were having boy time with him… Same way Epani and I have… girl time…”
Kairos sneered, disgusted at Yisini’s thoughts. “Don’t be ridiculous!”
“You never know! Maybe in the far, far future when you-”
“No!”
“When you aren’t brothers any more…”
“NO!” Kairos screeched. “NOTHING LIKE THAT IS GOING ON! I don’t even know where Arkadin is! I haven’t seen him since I gave him that nice box as a gift!”
Yisini paused. “Uh, what box?”
“The soundproof one.”
“Oh.”
Yisini trailed off, lost in thought.
“Are you done now?” Kairos growled. “I have things I need to do.”
Yisini suddenly smiled. “Yeah, I’m done now! Thanks, brother!”
With a massive grin, Yisini shunted Kairos out of her temple and locked the door behind her. Kairos sighed, then pulled out a small diary, making a note to check on Yisini again in a couple of days. Just in case.