The Giant and the Imp

Forced Time Off Work

The General of the 1000th Legion grunted to themselves as they entered the Kentron, the centre of the Rethan government. Gath Tsoriou was an utterly colossal Rethan, standing at 3.2m tall and covered in cream and brown plating, with nearly black skin. They were a soldier-caste Rethan, not normally someone...Read More »


Little Date with a Big Guy

The Twenty Below Cafe was built and catered for Rethans that worked in the Below Twenty Legions or for the Legion of the High General, but since it was the middle of the day, the place was pretty much empty apart from one table in the corner. Relkir was very...Read More »


Games, Walks and Talks

Being large, heavy creatures, Rethan cities were built to be very wide and not very tall. After all, when the average height of a Rethavok is 2.5m, it gets expensive building skyscrapers that can contain said large beings. The roads in Rethan cities though were even wider, designed mostly for...Read More »


Dinner and Drinks

Gath tapped on the table, lost in thought, minding their own business. They had admittedly not had a good day. A day filled with medical appointments. None of them good. It turned out, being shot 30 times while on an adrenaline-fuelled rampage protecting the innocent as a young adult was...Read More »


Day After A Great Night

Relkir panicked for a moment as they woke up from one of the best sleeps they’d ever had. They weren’t in their own bed. They were sharing with someone else. Or, well, they were? It was a very, very big bed, Relkir couldn’t reach either edge if they stretched their...Read More »


Suggestions About The Lake

Rethais never enjoyed reading through paperwork in the throne room. It wasn’t a particularly satisfying or comfortable working area. Sure, it worked fine for meetings and discussions, but for quieter work, it was useless. And while, yes, Rethais was the High General, they could change these things, there was never...Read More »


Invitation to the Lake 1

“Hello, Kuta, are you busy?”

Kuta blinked as Taliv poked them in the side. The other seven 11th Legion Rethans in the room all fell silent.

“Kyr Kuta, the High General is speaking to you…” Taliv whispered.

“Oh… OH!” Kuta immediately got up and straightened themselves out. “Kyr Rethais,...Read More »


Invitation to the Lake 2

Captain Ignair nearly jumped out of their skin as they opened the door and was greeted by the General of the Retha of all beings.

Ignair was a very, very young soldier-caste Rethan who used to have bright red plating, but the plating on their arms was charred black, and they...Read More »


Villa By The Lake

“You seem to get pretty exhausted when you shadowjump, Little Bitey!” Kayel mocked as he peered from the doorway, as he heard a loud thump in Retvik’s otherwise empty bedroom.

Kuta grunted as they picked themselves up off the floor. For a change, Kuta wasn’t wearing their standard scary Below Twenty...Read More »


Siblings-by-Partnership

Everything had been very, very pleasant so far, but right now, the High General wanted to spend some time with their siblings, and it turned out that the Lake had a jacuzzi, something Gath had always wanted to try, so that was what Gath, Lysar and Kuta were all doing...Read More »


Three In Shot

“This is pretty.”

Limilian Lake was a large large freshwater lake, but its centre was very narrow, to the point that it looked like a rough figure-eight from above. Still, even at the narrow point, the distance between the two shores was about half a kilometre, and the Limilian Lake provided...Read More »


Potentially Unreliable Evidence

“Did you get any information?”

Kuta repeatedly bashed their head against the table. They had been doing so for a good five minutes. Anything to distract them from the dizziness, the migraine, the bubbling anger in the back of their mind, screaming that Kuta wasn’t safe and needed to lash out....Read More »


Sedated Two Ways

Really, Gath was in the way. But no one dared attempt to move the colossal Rethan from Relkir’s side. Doing so would be to risk harming themselves. In fact, Gath had been involuntarily sedated in a bid to stop them from going Defensive Stance at the sight of their poor,...Read More »


Unwanted Contact

Despite the fact that Relkir had been caught in the crossfire of an assassination attempt on their sibling, the High General, they were feeling pretty good. Not only had their beloved poten-partner Gath been by Relkir’s side the entire time, but they also got to spend extra time with their...Read More »


A Shorter Future Than Desired

It had taken way too long, but Gath had finally convinced Retvik to bugger off for a bit so they could have some privacy. Gath didn’t like having to pull rank, but Retvik was getting clingy-defensive over their injured sibling, even though Relkir was doing a lot better now. And...Read More »


Throwing Balls At Cute Animals

Gath watched Relkir literally skip towards them in a cheerful and flamboyant way. Relkir had finished work about an hour ago, and, after a quick trip home to clean themselves up and take off their governmental red and black armour, they had requested to meet Gath in a small park...Read More »


Stuttered Questions

Gath grunted to themselves as they finished a call with one of their external captains. While seven of their captains worked alongside Gath, three of them had separate jobs, and had been inducted into the 1000th Legion while continuing their duties elsewhere on neutral territories.

Veliir was originally from the 500th...Read More »


A Proper Vacation

“I feel like they are testing us.”

“Why?”

“They are keeping us together.”

“Because we are triplets.”

“No, to see who is the worst and who is the best. And the worst is clearly me.”

“Relkir, just because you are not physically strong, does not mean you are less than us! After all, I am...Read More »


Meeting At The Clinic

“What in the name of the damned Light are you doing here?”

Important Rethans making awkward doctors appointments later in the day when there were less people around wasn’t that uncommon, but Kuta was genuinely surprised at how aggressively Relkir had just hissed at them. In fact, Relkir’s anger was so...Read More »


Blocked Parent

“The High General does not wish to see you.”

The glistening, gold and red-armoured General stared at this short, white-plated Rethan standing in front of them, blocking their way.

“Move, child.”

“No. The High General does not wish to see you. You ought to leave.”

Revan Rethianos was not used to being told no....Read More »


Holiday Planning

Relkir grinned as they rolled onto their side and inspected Gath, who was lying on their back, fiddling with a communicator. They had been staying at Gath’s place for the last couple of days, as Relkir had been given some more forced time off work. Their boss, the High General...Read More »


Ready to Fly

Gath grunted as they lugged their carry-on bag and Relkir’s carry-on bag up the mobile stairs and onto the shuttle, to where their seats were. Their main suitcases were already in the hold, all they needed to do was climb aboard themselves. Thankfully, the flight was going to be somewhat...Read More »


Banikan Holiday Villa

“Well, that is convenient!” Gath smiled as they and Relkir lumbered down the path, dragging their luggage behind them. They had just gotten off the bus that had taken them from the space port to the collection of holiday villas they were due to be staying at. “In fact, this...Read More »


Arena Tour

“Firstly, it is great to see you, sibling. Secondly… what the actual fuck?”

Relkir was well known to not swear much, so that statement caught pretty much everyone off guard. Relkir and Gath had come to the Great Arenas for a private tour, given by none other than the Lightbearer himself.

“What?”...Read More »


Weird Gifts for Relkir

“Heya, Relkir, you alright?”

It turned out that Gath was very popular among the house fighters of the Great Arenas, and everyone had spent a great afternoon having fun and chatting. Somehow, that afternoon turned into drinking games in the evening, combining into a celebration of multiple things. Also, it seemed...Read More »


Snapped Boundaries

A knock on the door woke Relkir up, but Gath had hardly moved. To be fair, both of them were hungover. Or maybe still drunk. Relkir wasn’t sure. Probably the latter, since both they and Gath were on holiday, and all they’d really done so far was eat and drink....Read More »


Chat Before Leaving

“It is funny, you wish to spend the last day of your holiday, here with me.”

“Penultimate day, but yes.”

While most of the Twelve did have sub-districts in Palaestra, all three Panelixian races lacked one. The Torr only ever visited Palaestra on business and the local travel and tourist industry was...Read More »


Divorced Restraint

Rethais did their best not to growl as they slammed the door to their private office shut, then made their way to a simple desk. The High General normally did meetings in the Grand Hall of the Kentron, a colossal room with a massive glass wall that overlooked the city...Read More »


The Parents

“I cannot believe Rethais keeps on letting me take time off…” Relkir muttered as they stepped off the plane behind their poten-partner. Both ahead and behind Relkir and Gath were a handful of members of the 1000th Legion, and two of Gath’s captains.

“It is not time off. You are a...Read More »