“HELLO DEARIES!”
The booming voice echoed louder than the creaking of the heavy castle gate. Galyn had just been about to knock on said gate when it opened up, revealing… well, Galyn wasn’t sure who, but they were huge. And fleshy.
“Um, hello there…” Galyn waved weakly, deciding to get straight to the point. “We are a group of Decay Lords representing Deathven and we are surveying the area to provide better travelling paths. Would we be able to include your location within our survey?”
The being stared down at Galyn. Galyn stared back up at the being. He was very cautious to not stare at the being’s massive, floppy, naked breasts. This whole creature was utterly naked and completely fleshy, with tendrils of fluffy clouds only just covering their private parts. Their skin was a pale, icy blue in colouration, and very soft, a stark contrast to their harsh, magenta eyes and a long, pointed snout. Behind the being was a long, thick tail that tapered off to a sharp point, but had more clouds floating around it.
“A survey?” the being asked. “What sort of survey?”
“A navigational one,” Galyn explained, as calmly as he could. “We are mapping this whole area. The idea is to help others pass through locations peacefully without bothering others. In fact, we stumbled across your domain by accident, since it was not marked on any known map.”
The being thought to themselves for a moment, then shrugged. “You are asking me to put my home on the map?”
“Not… specifically your home. We can note down your location as a private, residential area that is not to be passed through…”
The being thought some more. “This sounds… complicated. Do you want to come in and we can discuss this over a cup of tea? It has been a very long time since I had visitors!”
Galyn hesitated, then turned to his crew mates. Both Retvik and Litvir were staring directly at the floor, almost too embarrassed to speak.
“Do you two-”
“Not really…” Litvir didn’t pause. “Can we go back to the ship?”
“Nonsense!” the fleshy divine beamed, lowering herself to Litvir’s level. “You three should come in for something to drink! It’ll be nice! I love visitors!”
“That sounds nice, but…” Litvir stuttered. He didn’t really have any reason why he didn’t want to go inside. “Well… we have work to do…”
“Don’t be silly! You can spend some time with Aunty Calohxaa! No point withering away with your duties and working yourself to death! Come and spend some time with me!”
Litvir nudged Retvik, desperately requesting help. To his surprise though, Retvik seemed unwilling to really say or do anything. Galyn seemed to have a similar problem, not having an excuse on hand.
“Well, we do have a lot of work to do, but we can always take a break… The only problem is, we feel like we are… intruding. You must be very busy as well.”
“Oh, not at all!” Calohxaa continued to beam, her smiling almost being infectious. “Please, come in! Have a drink with me! And some cookies and snacks! It has been so, so long since I had any visitors!”
Galyn sighed, giving in. “Very well, we shall come in and have a drink. But we cannot stay long, okay?”
“Of course!” the busty deity smiled. “Come, come inside and make yourselves at home…”