Silverbolt: So everyone here is called Teekay?
Telecharm: Yep.
Shocktrooper: thats why its called too many teekays
Shimmershock: Trust me, I only recently found this out, and these guys are all mad.
Silverbolt: And most of you are in the same sect?
Telecharm: I’m not in a sect.
Telecharm: I live in Deathven Sector Beta.
Loopblade-6: He’s thinking about it though.
Loopblade-3: You’re going to have another asshole Teekay join the Thantir, Skyan Teekay?
Shocktrooper: aint my choice lol
Shocktrooper: wait u wanna join the thantir, telecharm tk?
Telecharm: I’m… thinking about it.
Silverbolt: I’ve heard of the Thantir. You guys are the purifier sect in… Patagenic I think, right?
Loopblade-1: No one’s ever heard of the Phantai.
Loopblade-5: That’s because we were a generic Voidborn eradicator sect up until last year, and now we’re a generic sect doing… well, trying to do the same shit the Justar does.
Shimmershock: Hey, don’t be like that. I HAVE heard of the Phantai! You lot were fighting the Golden Doom or something. But like… Why did you stop being a Voidborn eradicator sect?
Loopblade-5: We eradicated the Voidborns.
Shimmershock: Fucking really?
Loopblade-4: Well, most of them.
Loopblade-4: You can’t have 100% eradication.
Loopblade-4: Pretty sure we’re not allowed to actually eradicate all Voidborns. There’s some Deathven laws saying we need to keep some alive for some reason.
Shocktrooper: coz some of them aint evil
Shocktrooper: rk’s half brother is a voidborn and he only does corruption purges
Silverbolt: Who is rk?
Shimmershock: You’re telling me Deathbringer has a half-brother who is a Voidborn?
Shimmershock: That’s insane!
Silverbolt: Who is Deathbringer?
Shimmershock: He’s one of the Missing! These guys all know Deathbringer personally!
Silverbolt: Oh. That new Hidden Named Trio that did some shit recently.
Silverbolt: Didn’t they save a hotel from a moon of Corruption or something?
Shocktrooper: ye
Shocktrooper: that was our boy rk
Silverbolt: I heard that… one of them can turn into Corruption or something.
Shocktrooper: its a harmless strain of corruption that destroys itself and only eats other corruptions
Silverbolt: You seem to know way, way too much about this, Shocktrooper.
Shocktrooper: I married my lk who is a synaisthyn
Shocktrooper: ofc I know
Silverbolt: What the fuck is a Synaisthyn?
Shimmershock: A Hybrid or Amalgam Mimic, apparently
Shocktrooper: aint no such thing as an amalgam mimic and the name hybrid mimic aint official
Shimmershock: Pretty sure “Synaisthyn” isn’t official either.
Shocktrooper: well thats what they wanna call themselves so fuck you
Silverbolt: That… is fair enough. Where did the word come from?
Shocktrooper: lemme ask lk
Electricshadow: It’s pretty funny watching Skyan Teekay get up and wander over to where Elkay’s on guard duty right now.
Electricshadow: Even funnier when they both have telepathy.
Silverbolt: So you’re a Teekay too?
Electricshadow: Yeah, we’re all Teekays here. Apart from Loopblade-6. He’s called Teekay but he calls himself Kaytee to be different from all the other Loopblades. I’m the only Teekay so far that’s not silver and orange though.
Silverbolt: What… okay, I’m gonna guess, you’re all Teliavok or a similar race.
Silverbolt: Actually, let me read the chat back.
Silverbolt: Okay so you’re all Vokaic.
Silverbolt: And most of you are the same person somehow.
Silverbolt: This chat is pretty fucked up.
Electricshadow: To be honest? It’s mostly Telecharm and the Loopblades who are fucked up.
Electricshadow: I was a pretty standard sect-bound Decay Lord until I joined the Thantir, and I think the Thantir in general are kinda normal apart from the Synaisthyn and the Missing stuff.
Electricshadow: And, like, Skyan Teekay is kinda normal as well apart from the fact that he married the second ever Decay Lord Synaisthyn.
Silverbolt: So what about the Loopblades? Are they all really the same person? Identical and everything?
Electricshadow: Honestly? They’re the same person but they all look a little different. Like, they all have wings apart from One, who had his wings cut off in some sort of accident, and Telecharm has weird rings of light on his body because something happened to him after the loop ended.
Silverbolt: So… uh…
Silverbolt: You guys…
Silverbolt: Oh. Never mind. None of you are Teliavok.
Shimmershock: I am.
Silverbolt: Well, like… I am too… but…
Shocktrooper: alright back
Shocktrooper: lk says vikalos suggested the name synaisthyn to lk and he liked it and he mentioned it to rk and rk said that was better than hybrid mimic so they stuck with it
Shocktrooper: oh I came back at a good time
Shocktrooper: u a teliavok too?
Silverbolt: Yeah, I’m a Teliavok, but I’m a long, long, long way away from our home eniapent.
Electricshadow: How far away?
Silverbolt: I work for the Pentathax.
Silverbolt: That’s how I know who the Thantir and the Phantai are.
Silverbolt: I-
Silverbolt: I am so fucking stupid.
Shimmershock: You work for the Pentathax? That’s pretty cool.
Shocktrooper: DUDE COME AND VISIT WE ARE RIGHT HERE
Electricshadow: Yeah, come and visit!
Silverbolt: But I’m stationed up in Kentarasa.
Electricshadow: Ask to be moved! Or ask for official leave!
Silverbolt: Um…
Loopblade-1: We always want an excuse to visit. Arrange a date and we’ll all meet up.
Loopblade-5: Telecharm, can you make it?
Telecharm: I don’t think so. I already used up a lot of funds for Ret and Kuta’s wedding.
Telecharm: It’s fine. I’ll find a way to pop by again soon.
Silverbolt: Well, the Pentathax are going to be sticking around for a bit so you can always visit later on.
Shocktrooper: tbh we’ll probs have another wedding at some point, u can come to that
Shocktrooper: tenuk and elksia might wanna get married
Shocktrooper: and I know big retvik is thinking stuff
Silverbolt: Uh… that’s weird.
Silverbolt: But I guess I can come by and visit. There’s very few Vokaic beings among the Pentathax. It’s why I haven’t minded being in this Eniapent, seeing those Beh’evok is neat, even if they’re huge.
Shocktrooper: lol u are gonna looooove us
Loopblade-1: You guys mind if we pop by, end of the year-string?
Loopblade-5: That’s a good idea.
Shocktrooper: that’d be cool
Shocktrooper: ima ask the bosses
Shocktrooper: pretty sure vikalos will be fine with it
Silverbolt: Well… alright! I’ll arrange time off! Haven’t spent mine yet, but I’d LOVE to meet some proper Vokaic folks. Everyone around here is a TripleE or a dragon anyway.
Shocktrooper: cool
Shocktrooper: see u soon, dude
Silverbolt: Cool. I’ll make some arrangements. Speak soon!
Silverbolt is now offline.