Adventures in Time, Space, Life and Death
“Hate to drag you away from your quiet time, Elkay, but someone’s got to keep an eye on your husband and his gaggle of fuckwits and eventually fly them home…” Arkay tutted as a rather fancy ship landed next to his own ship. Well, technically, Souldrainer’s Plight was Litvir’s ship, but Litvir said Arkay could … Read more
Helkas yawned and stretched out his arms. He felt soft and warm and safe. Not a normal feeling, but a nice, pleasant feeling, one he wasn’t willing to let go of just yet. As he yawned and stretched some more though, he found himself opening his eyes and catching a glimpse of his surroundings. It … Read more
“I just realised, we told this guy to meet us at the ice cream place. There’s like three ice cream places here.” Kaytee, Ksar Teekay and Arkay all shrugged at Teekay as Arkay parked Souldrainer’s Plight in the basement of the Pleasure Mall on the edge of the Kinigian Wilderness. “I’m sure he’ll work it … Read more
“Alright, what the fuck happened?” Arkay was a little miffed. He had just returned from trying and finding to manually scour the area for a supposed new Synaisthyn that had been detected, and he had come back to find that Retvik had picked a fight with another member of the Thantir and had lost that … Read more
Many of the Thantir would have been lying if they said they weren’t interested in watching two people fight, but nonetheless, people were pretending that they didn’t really want to watch the two Retviks beat the shit out of each other. But at “night time” (when the lights were dimmed to simulate night time), a … Read more
“I appreciate Relkir sending you all these pictures…” Kuta muttered as they sat on the bench next to Ret. “Even if they accidentally also gave you some horrible information which I accidentally found out about…” “I am sorry about that, by the way…” Ret muttered back. “That must feel rather awful.” Kuta sighed. “It… it … Read more
Silverbolt is now online. Silverbolt: Guys! Guys! Silverbolt: Get your tails online! Silverbolt: Apart from you, Telecharm, you’re always online. Silverbolt: Do you ever go to sleep? Telecharm: I sleep sometimes. Telecharm: Just leave my computer open a lot. Silverbolt: Are you employed? Telecharm: No, busy retraining. But also just living off that nice little … Read more
“Kahlos! There you are, you silly billy! We have been looking all over for you!” Kahlos didn’t really look up. He was mostly just staring at the floor, and his eyes were hardly open. Not that one could tell, because Kahlos wore an unusual helmet that hid his eyes and covered his mouth. Approaching where … Read more
“Ret, can I have a word with you, please?” The Dessaron Kids had briefly returned to Savepoint in order to pick up some bits and pieces, mostly just spare clothes and armour. It had been decided somewhere down the line, while Elkay-En was busy renovating the Pink Paradise, the Dessaron Kids would routinely flip between … Read more
Litvir tutted to himself as he got up out of his cosy office chair and made his way out of the main administrative building and down towards the rather empty parking area. Savepoint was quiet right now, it was close to “night time”, so things were winding down for the day, but Litvir had been … Read more
“Cruelfang? What sort of fucking code name is that? I demand a better one!” Lissandra hissed as she slithered around, knocking things over with her tail. “It doesn’t match me in the fucking slightest!” “I think it matches you pretty damn well!” Teekay tutted. “I mean, you routinely threaten to bite people, you’re cruel and … Read more
“Hm, so we’ve been left with a lot more to work with than I thought.” “Did you really think Sini would leave you with fuck all?” “Well, somewhat…” Elkay-En had been wandering around the Pink Paradise with a whole troop of beings. The oasis was currently closed and signs had been put up, saying that … Read more
“Hey, Vexypoo!” Elksia waved just before she could see Vexer appear at the entrance to her guard tower. “Reksi, baby, say hello to your biodaddy!” Vexer was very much caught off guard, not by the fact that Elksia knew he was coming, but because Reksi was in fact waving at him and chirping a few … Read more
“What the fuck do you mean, you two are in charge of us?” Fragiir didn’t mean to sound so pissed off, but the sentence he had just heard made no sense. “Elkay and I will be training you six up and guiding you all into becoming Decay Lords!” Teekay smiled. “YOU are leading us?” Lissandra … Read more
“You are worried about what now?” Ret was very confused. Arkay, Litvir and Retvik had suddenly arrived at the Pink Paradise, which Ret was helping with renovations, and they had pulled Ret and Kuta to one side and were asking questions. “Should we be blunt?” Litvir asked. “I think we should just be blunt.” Arkay … Read more