Giant Advisor

“Hello, little one!” Despite technically only being 2 months old, Litvir was somewhat taller than average. And because they were skinny and adolescent, physically about 15 years old, it was possible that Litvir would grow taller. However, most beings, Litvir included, felt absolutely tiny when confronted with Gath, the Keeper, the General of the Legion … Read more

Perpetual Homework

“Hey, Litvir, are you alright?” Aster asked as he entered the great hall where the Twelve Anew normally held their meetings. Yet again, Aster had accidentally left his shield there, and, yet again, Litvir was sitting there, at the main table. However, today, Litvir wasn’t asleep, they seemed to be heavily focused on their work. … Read more

Fixed Drake

The amount of snapping coming from the unconscious Time Drake was rather concerning, even though the Twelve Anew had chained Kairos up to stop him from moving. Even with Aster manipulating gravity around the Whenvern to make him too heavy to really move, Kairos would still occasionally suddenly break free from Aster’s grasp and flail … Read more

Dragon Purification Plans

“WHAT?” Dalosisaar backed off ever so slightly as Epani stood up from her throne. “Uh… we think Kairos might be a little… Corrupted…” “Because he attacked Elkay?” “Because he attacked Elkay, was spouting nonsense and wasn’t using his time powers. In a fair fight, he would have frozen all of us because he literally controls … Read more

Elkayne Delirium

Elkay wasn’t sure why, but he felt oddly nervous as he stepped into the Crystal Palace, one of the Whenvern’s four massive, diamond-coated homes, scattered across the corners of the universe. He had questions, asked by his fellow Twelve Anew, that Elkay himself couldn’t answer. But also questions that Elkay wasn’t quite willing to take … Read more

Periuniversal Game Session

LK0044K: Hello. KL1492L: oh piss KL1492L: plz dont tell me ur name is elkay LK0044K: Good guess. KL1492L: how the fuck did u get on space ninjas? LK0044K: Our Silent Blade left me a parting gift before He sacrificed himself. KL1492L: oh cool IceShield: Hello! New person! Welcome to the clan! Arkay: Oh fuck. Totally … Read more

New Game Plus

It had been a while since Elkay had returned to his actual home. Since Elkay was the All-Ksa, he technically had multiple homes, the All-Ksa’s villa, which he hated, a large penthouse apartment in End One which was close to work, and his own little apartment on the edge of End Seven Thirteen, where Elkay … Read more

Holiday Recap

“So, how were your winter celebrations?” Dalosisaar asked as everyone sat themselves down for the Twelve Anew report meeting. “I think I am still hung over…” Maresia muttered as she rubbed her head. “Too much to drink. Turns out, being deified doesn’t stop you from getting drunk, just makes you capable of drinking more.” Valkisa … Read more

Macromera Rest

Relkir normally hated the large mansion that the High General traditionally lived in, and avoided going there at all costs, but since it was Macromera, Relkir had somewhat been forced to stay for a couple of days. Macromera, at least for Rethans, was always a family get-together. Three days of festivities. Gifts and a light … Read more

Forever Shadow

“Is something wrong, Elkay?” Kohra noticed that his friend (and the overall guide and smart person of the Twelve Anew) was sitting at his desk, sighing loudly, clearly in a bad mood. Kohra had come in, wanting some quick advice on setting up elections and doing a census (not really something Aster could help with … Read more

Rushed Baby Deity

Litvir did their best to stay upright as they nearly skidded into the entrance into the Grand Hall, but after straightening themselves out, Litvir realized that there were only 47th Legion soldiers present. And the High General was sitting in their throne, chatting with the High Advisor. “I am so, so late! I missed the … Read more

Homework Assistance

“Mama… uh… Kyr Elkay, can you help me with something please?” Elkay growled to himself as he finished placing a row of books on a shelf. One of the many parts of the deal that had given Elkay divinity involved building a massive, universally accessible library, available for all races to visit. Elkay had admittedly … Read more

Budding Friendship

Aster had just headed back to the Hall of the Gods, located at the fortress at the centre of the universe, to pick up his shield that he’d accidentally left behind. The lights weren’t on, everyone had left a few hours ago, but Aster had border patrol duties on Sunday, and he wanted to grab … Read more