Teacake Chat

Telecharm: Hey, Chillyboy!

Dawnbreaker: hi teacake

Telecharm: What’s up, not in the mood for voicechat?

Dawnbreaker: not really

Telecharm: What’s wrong?

Dawnbreaker: wanted to keep it secret but I told someone about us

Telecharm: Can’t be that bad. Your brother Eksi is also technically dating me. Well, he’s dating Kaytee.

Dawnbreaker: yeah I know but I told like the most awkward person ever

Dawnbreaker: tbh I’ve been feeling kinda awkward since elksia had her egg

Telecharm: Oh you said your main Time Drake wanted a kid.

Dawnbreaker: she’s got an egg now

Dawnbreaker: like, she is literally sleeping on it and incubating it like a bird

Telecharm: Oh. Damn. Congrats to her!

Dawnbreaker: everyone’s kinda on edge though

Dawnbreaker: there’s gonna be a kid here

Dawnbreaker: literally a baby

Dawnbreaker: lot of really messed up emotions

Dawnbreaker: retvik wants kids again

Dawnbreaker: I kinda

Dawnbreaker: want kids

Telecharm: You do?

Dawnbreaker: I dunno if I want kids or if there’s a telepathic thingy going around but I do kinda want kids

Dawnbreaker: like I know kuta and little ret wanted kids for ages but I dunno why I suddenly feel like this

Dawnbreaker: I’m ξ-class I don’t normally want to settle down, we always fuck around and not settle down

Dawnbreaker: and now I’m suddenly wanting to date you full time and settle down and stuff

Dawnbreaker: and I kinda want a kid and a family and stuff

Dawnbreaker: and maybe continue the skyavok a little bit

Dawnbreaker: would be hilarious if the skyavok became a periuniversal race like the beh’evok or the thrastarii or whatever

Dawnbreaker: …

Dawnbreaker: things are weird rn

Telecharm: I know you don’t want to settle down, I’m happy just to be your current fling.

Telecharm: Maybe there is some sort of telepathic thing going around? I know that Psionic ‘Flu was a thing back in my universe, and people (mostly us Threan-Types) would just believe we had a cold and spread that to other people. No snot or anything but we’d cough constantly and get headaches for a few days.

Dawnbreaker: that is fucked up

Telecharm: It is.

Dawnbreaker: tbh the more we chat the more I get why rk is so fucked up

Dawnbreaker: he had to deal with all that piss on top of him being fucking cursed

Telecharm: I admittedly didn’t help him by dumping him.

Dawnbreaker: nah I think rk is fine with that now

Dawnbreaker: he understood he didn’t make you happy

Dawnbreaker: I think he’s happy now though

Dawnbreaker: and kinda unaffected by the wanting to actually have a baby

Dawnbreaker: like he’s being super protective of everyone and more than usual but like he does that all the time anyway

Dawnbreaker: and he definitely doesn’t want a kid

Dawnbreaker: at all

Dawnbreaker: he’s smart that way at least

Dawnbreaker: although tbh litvir also seems not affected by this stuff as well

Dawnbreaker: litvir seems really uneasy and stuff

Dawnbreaker: most anti-kid person here after rk

Telecharm: Do you know why?

Telecharm: Litvir didn’t seem like he hated kids when I visited.

Dawnbreaker: really I dunno

Dawnbreaker: I dunno who Litvir is

Dawnbreaker: or kuta

Dawnbreaker: they’re like people retvik dragged in, not rk

Telecharm: What do you mean?

Dawnbreaker: well most of us are here because we knew rk in some way

Dawnbreaker: retvik, elksia, tenuk, me mostly

Dawnbreaker: plus you tks, plus tk and lk and then there’s the four newest dessaron and the two phovoses and thassalin and they all know rk

Dawnbreaker: sure litvir knows rk very intimately but he and kuta knew retvik first

Dawnbreaker: its weird

Telecharm: I guess.

Telecharm: But, to be fair, apart from us Teekays, you all know Arkay because he was the God of Death in your universe, you all had relations with a literal deity, of course he was going to drag you in. And also, like, Arkay was god-touched and literally picked on by the Cycle. He was a walking catastrophe and that drags in a lot of people.

Telecharm: And in all honesty? I think Retvik is a walking disaster magnet too. Anyone with that name is. It’s a cursed name.

Dawnbreaker: you think?

Telecharm: The Retvik I knew? He was the leader of the Exaron, he was the one who led the charge against a deity, he was the centre of the universe. Arkay just kinda always took the bullet for him.

Dawnbreaker: tbh rk always takes the bullet for everyone

Dawnbreaker: shame they made him into a god of death because he always wanted to be a god of protection

Dawnbreaker: he always wants to protect everyone

Dawnbreaker: like he told me he dated kuta for a bit

Dawnbreaker: he was tricked into thinking kuta would get hurt or die if he continued dating him and was so scared that he immediately disappeared and went completely silent

Dawnbreaker: threw love and affection for himself away because he thought kuta was worth more

Dawnbreaker: he’s doing better now at least

Telecharm: Are you doing better though?

Dawnbreaker: teacake my babe you have no idea how my life went 0-100 this year-string

Dawnbreaker: I was stuck in the alsyr being fucking hated even though I was high ranking

Dawnbreaker: nearly fucking died because of bad intel

Dawnbreaker: my team nearly fucking died too

Dawnbreaker: I got yeeted out of kentarasa and infected and my ship partially wrecked

Dawnbreaker: then I ended up here and all my problems went away and I was reunited with all my friends and then 4 4-evs ago I met you and

Dawnbreaker: I am so happy

Dawnbreaker: and like I told rk about you wanting to come and live here with me and he said that was cool

Dawnbreaker: you make me so happy, teacake

Telecharm: Heh, you’re being so sweet right now.

Dawnbreaker: I’m not normally this treacly

Dawnbreaker: tbh I do genuinely think there’s some telepathy thing going on

Telecharm: Isn’t your telepathy really weak now?

Dawnbreaker: yeah but its getting better

Dawnbreaker: the alsyr master psion was blocking mine completely

Dawnbreaker: the thantir master psion is literally my brother

Telecharm: You should speak to him. See if something’s going on. Seems like it.

Dawnbreaker: yeah

Dawnbreaker: I’ma do that right now

Dawnbreaker: you’re always right

Dawnbreaker: love you, teacake

Telecharm: Heh. Love you too, Psiksi

Dawnbreaker: <3

Dawnbreaker is now offline.