An Odd Group Chat

Darkhealer has invited Deathbringer to the group chat.

Spiritguide: ???

Banisher: ???

Voidterror: Darkhealer, explain.

Darkhealer: Fucking what?

Voidterror: This group is invite-only.

Darkhealer: Yeah, I know. So I fucking invited someone.

Voidterror: This group is for the power-members of Hidden Trios only.

Essencebrace: calm down my darling

Essencebrace: i am sure that dear darkhealer has a reason for their invitation with this unknown other

Spiritguide: Eh, not that unknown. TBH maybe I should have invited Deathbringer sooner.

Spiritguide: He definitely IS the power-member of his trio.

Voidterror: Spiritguide, you also need to explain.

Darkhealer: Deathbringer is the fucked up freak from the Missing.

Voidterror: The… what now?

Banisher: ???????????????????

Essencebrace: deathbringer is the thrice torn spirit

Darkhealer: He prefers the term “Synaisthyn”.

Darkhealer: For the love of the Void, please don’t call him a mimic or anything.

Darkhealer: He hates that.

Essencebrace: i shall not do that

Essencebrace: it is nice to have some fresh blood within this chat room

Essencebrace: @lightbringer perhaps we have found a new friend for you

Darkhealer: No, no, I already called dibs on Deathbringer.

Spiritguide: I thought I called dibs, as I met him first?

Darkhealer: You keep on pissing off the Missing by being Deathven’s lackeys.

Spiritguide: Oh, come on, that was just one thing with announcing their Decaylings’ trials had been pushed forward.

Darkhealer: Apparently you also pissed him off when you interviewed him.

Spiritguide: Hey now, I’m supposed to go around learning shit and interviewing the locals and stuff!

Darkhealer: You still pissed him off.

Lightbringer is now online.

Lightbringer: FRIEND?

Voidterror: Lightbringer, shush.

Lightbringer: NO!

Lightbringer: WILL NOT SHUSH.

Lightbringer: I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT FRIEND.

Essencebrace: lightbringer we have found someone with a similar name to you

Lightbringer: WHO? I WANT FRIEND!

Darkhealer: They’re my friend.

Lightbringer: FRIEND WITH LITTLE TINY HEALING PERSON?

Lightbringer: CAN I ALSO BE FRIEND?

Lightbringer: I LIKE FRIENDS!

Darkhealer: Deathbringer’s a nice guy.

Spiritguide: He is.

Voidterror: Neither of you have explained yet.

Darkhealer: Okay fucking fine.

Darkhealer: Deathbringer is the Synaisthyn Decay Lord that Deathven accepted, and he’s also the power-member of the Missing. Since this is a group chat for the power-members of various Hidden Trios, I thought Arkay might appreciate the invite!

Darkhealer: Although he’s probably gonna see this chat and nope out.

Banisher: k

Banisher: stillneedtodoapurgewiththem

Banisher: thoughtwassmthimportant

Banisher: notvip

Spiritguide: You on a purge right now, Banisher?

Banisher: y

Banisher: bsy

Spiritguide: Well, we won’t keep you. Feel free to mute the chat for a bit.

Banisher: tnx

Banisher is now offline.

Darkhealer: Huh.

Darkhealer: Arkay hasn’t joined chat yet.

Voidterror: You are on a first name basis with Deathbringer?

Darkhealer: Yeah.

Darkhealer: I am on a first name basis with all of you, but you all prefer your code names. Apart from Orion.

Spiritguide: I only like using code names here because otherwise people start calling me stupid names.

Lightbringer: OH MY!

Lightbringer: CUTE KITTY IS IN CHAT

Lightbringer: KITTY CAN WE BE FRIENDS?

Spiritguide: We’re already friends.

Lightbringer: BUT I NEVER SEE YOU

Spiritguide: Well, maybe I’ll make time to come and see you then.

Lightbringer: I LIKE THAT!

Lightbringer: I LIKE YOU LOTS

Lightbringer: WANT TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS

Lightbringer: WHERE IS NEW FRIEND WITH SAME NAME?

Darkhealer: Deathbringer is a busy guy, he runs a Decay Lord sect. Give him a moment.

Essencebrace: we may have scared him off from this chat room

Darkhealer: Eh, nah. He’s probably just busy.

Darkhealer: He’s told me about the group chats he’s taken part in.

Spiritguide: Like what?

Darkhealer: Apparently one of his friends has a chat group consisting of only people called Teekay.

Spiritguide: That’s hilarious.

Essencebrace: that is funny

Essencebrace: how do you know deathbringer, dear darkhealer?

Darkhealer: Well, we met them at that last big trio meal thing Deathven did.

Darkhealer: But I kept in touch. And invited the Missing round for stuff. And we kinda became friends.

Deathbringer is now online.

Deathbringer: He’s also my dad.

Deathbringer is now offline.

Essencebrace: ???

Spiritguide: … What?

Darkhealer: THAT’S NOT TRUE

Voidterror: You have a LOT of explaining to do!

Darkhealer: I’m not his dad!

Darkhealer: I just…

Darkhealer: Alright so…

Darkhealer: Deathbringer and I are from the same original universe, but we went off to different universes and different stuff happened!

Darkhealer: I just… kinda… happened to… marry his mum.

Voidterror: That is not enough of an explanation.

Darkhealer: I could fucking be here all day explaining stuff!

Darkhealer: We were born in the same universe, I knew Arkay’s mum, and, after Arkay was deified, me and his mum left that universe with the other newly formed Skiavok and made a new universe.

Spiritguide: Okay but I thought there was only ever one Skiavok, you. Are the folks in the Thantir a different species?

Darkhealer: As far as I know, yes.

Lightbringer: WAIT

Lightbringer: WHERE IS NEW FRIEND?

Darkhealer: He posted one super annoying and inciting sentence then fucked off.

Darkhealer: I suppose I probably deserved it, I keep on sending him dad jokes.

Voidterror: …

Voidterror: I do not like this conversation.

Voidterror: I am leaving.

Voidterror is now offline.

Lightbringer: WHY IS OLD GRUMPY FRIEND GONE?

Lightbringer: ALSO WHERE IS NEW FRIEND?

Lightbringer: DID I MISS FRIEND?

Darkhealer: Sadly, you did. I think he’s still busy.

Lightbringer: DID NOT SAY HELLO?

Darkhealer: He’ll come and say hello later, don’t worry.

Lightbringer: IS THEY NICE?

Darkhealer: Yeah, he’s nice. He’s just busy. We all have our jobs but Arkay has a lot of different jobs.

Lightbringer: AW

Lightbringer: I HOPE TO SEE SOON

Spiritguide: Don’t worry, you will.

Lightbringer: I WANT TO GO PLAY NOW

Lightbringer: BYE

Lightbringer is now offline.

Essencebrace: i do wonder if we have scared little deathbringer away

Essencebrace: either way we will need to do some explaining

Essencebrace: they do not know who most of us are

Darkhealer: Eh, maybe I’ll send Arkay a dm or something and explain a few things.

Spiritguide: Probably worth doing that. He doesn’t really know the deeper parts of upper Decay Lord culture.

Darkhealer: He’s a sect-bound guy anyway, so probably.

Darkhealer: Unfortunately, I have work to do now. Being a medic, my work never ends.

Spiritguide: Have a good one, Veeyel.

Essencebrace: farewell, friend

Darkhealer: Later, friends.

Darkhealer is now offline.