Silverbolt is now online.
Silverbolt: Guys! Guys!
Silverbolt: Get your tails online!
Silverbolt: Apart from you, Telecharm, you’re always online.
Silverbolt: Do you ever go to sleep?
Telecharm: I sleep sometimes.
Telecharm: Just leave my computer open a lot.
Silverbolt: Are you employed?
Telecharm: No, busy retraining. But also just living off that nice little Deathven universal basic income for a bit because I could do with a break.
Silverbolt: Honestly, fair.
Silverbolt: I’m a Teliavok though, I’m expected to join a sect and become a Decay Lord. It’s that or I put my body up to baby making.
Shocktrooper is now online.
Shadowshock is now online.
Shimmershock is now online.
Shadowshock: What.
Shocktrooper: hi guys
Shocktrooper: silverdude mind explainin 2 me wtf u just said
Silverbolt: What do you mean?
Silverbolt: Also hi.
Loopblade-1 is now online.
Loopblade-5 is now online.
Shadowshock: Pretty sure you ain’t baby making material, Silverbolt. Since you left home.
Shocktrooper: alright wtf
Loopblade-1: Why are we talking about babies?
Loopblade-5: How is that baby Vrekan by the way?
Shocktrooper: lol reksi learned how to sing
Shocktrooper: she cute
Loopblade-1: I don’t think we’re talking about Reksi.
Silverbolt: Uh…
Silverbolt: I don’t think you guys know how Teliavok work.
Shadowshock: We strive for perfection. We have a megacity and in its core, we have a meganest in which we try to breed the best Teliavok.
Shadowshock: Suitable Teliavok who do not find a duty are relegated to the labs, where the best parts of them are isolated, combined and used to create new Teliavok.
Shadowshock: Considering Silverbolt ain’t home, he’s probably not even suitable for that.
Shimmershock: That… that’s unfair…
Shimmershock: Joining the Numbersects is an honourable thing to do.
Shadowshock: Oh, you are in one of those sects as well.
Shimmershock: I’m a member of the Dyathax.
Shimmershock: And I’m proud of it.
Silverbolt: I’m with the Pentathax.
Silverbolt: We’re actually doing shit.
Silverbolt: Unlike you home-stayers.
Shadowshock: Fuck off.
Shadowshock: You all left because you aren’t perfect enough.
Shimmershock: Oh no, you fuck off. Home shuns those who don’t fit their ultra strict criteria for what is considered good! You don’t fit? You get taken away and thrown into a corner.
Shimmershock: I am not perfect according to those criteria, but I’m fucking amazing for the Dyathax! I use my teleportation powers to get the injured to safety and my shimmering sparks blind and distract threats!
Shimmershock: And I’m sure that Silverbolt is the same!
Silverbolt: We literally go out and kill Corruption.
Silverbolt: Those Loopblade guys literally help kill Voidborns.
Silverbolt: The Thantir are purifiers and they also fucking nuked several Voidborn cults.
Silverbolt: But you know what?
Silverbolt: Doesn’t fucking matter.
Silverbolt: Us Teliavok are always demanding that a person has use and value and shit like that.
Silverbolt: It’s fucking stupid.
Silverbolt: We shouldn’t have to prove ourselves!
Silverbolt: We should just be allowed to… to be!
Shimmershock: Yeah pretty much.
Shimmershock: That’s why I left and joined the Dyathax, I got away from that toxicity.
Shimmershock: Like, many Teliavok fucking hate anyone who doesn’t fit in.
Shimmershock: I dunno if you guys know the Healers, but, like, two of them are Teliavok. One of them is sheer perfection, everyone’s fucking infatuated with the guy. But the other dude is a bit… weird and most home-bound Teliavok hate him. Not because he’s insane, but because he’s not standard Teliavok levels of “good”.
Loopblade-5: Who’s the last guy?
Shimmershock: Okay good question.
Shimmershock: I got a picture of them.
Shadowshock: You got in photo distance of them?
Shadowshock: They’re, like, very hard to see up close.
Shimmershock: Not me, but a friend. Bastard got hit by a very nasty new strain and the Healers fixed him up and he asked for a picture and they gave him one.
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Shocktrooper: huh
Shocktrooper: dude looks like a skyavok
Shocktrooper: actually
Shocktrooper: dude looks like a threan-type
Loopblade-1: He looks like Arkay but in the wrong colours.
Shadowshock: Who is Arkay?
Loopblade-5: The stupidly OP member of the Missing.
Loopblade-5: We know a Hidden Trio in person.
Shadowshock: You do?
Shadowshock: Wait, you know the Missing?
Shadowshock: Are they Teliavok? I heard rumours.
Shocktrooper: nah
Shocktrooper: they aint a fuckedup race like u lot
Shocktrooper: well rk is but rk is rk and rk is like the god of being fucked up
Shocktrooper: retty and litty are both rethavok
Shocktrooper: basically grumpy big cousins to skyavok
Shocktrooper: ima send a pick
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Silverbolt: Okay forgive me for this but…
Silverbolt: Fuck, marry, kill, in that order.
Silverbolt: Well, try-to-kill-then-get-murdered. Because I’d bet a fuckton of dbucks that the little guy is stupidly powerful.
Shimmershock: Same.
Shimmershock: But I do have a thing for vampires so maybe fuck the fiery dude then marry the vampire dude.
Silverbolt: But, like, the little guy ain’t ugly or anything, he’s just small and less Teliavok-y. If I wasn’t playing Fuck Marry Kill, I’d still be honoured to meet him.
Shadowshock: Ew. They don’t even have wings.
Silverbolt: Mate we’ve already decided that your opinion is standard red-pilled home-nest Teliavok trash, fuck off.
Shimmershock: I hate to say it but I agree with the Pentathax guy.
Loopblade-5: Same. Normal Teliavok Teekay is the worst Teekay.
Loopblade-1: Worse than Six.
Shocktrooper: lol KT’ll see that later
Silverbolt: OH
Silverbolt: Speaking of meeting people!
Silverbolt: You guys free, this ev-end?
Shocktrooper: u got time off?
Silverbolt: I got solid-leave, so they’re dumping me and some other guys with solid-leave at the mall at the edge of Patagenic for the weekend.
Shocktrooper: we are 100% coming
Shocktrooper: we spend time there with u for a bit, then pick u up then maybe bring u to savepoint and we have fun then we drop u back at the mall when its time 4 u to go
Silverbolt: That sounds awesome.
Silverbolt: I assume you Loopblades are coming? And the other Teekays that are in the Thantir are coming too?
Loopblade-1: I’ll arrange something, don’t you worry.
Shocktrooper: ofc lol
Shocktrooper: um brb
Shocktrooper: eξ and ψξ freaking out dunno why
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