Shocktrooper: oi pricks
Shocktrooper: u comin
Loopblade-5 is now online.
Loopblade-5: Coming to what?
Loopblade-2 is now online.
Loopblade-2: Of course, you prick.
Loopblade-2 is now offline.
Shocktrooper: lol he working?
Loopblade-5: Yeah.
Loopblade-5: All of them except me right now.
Shocktrooper: how comes
Loopblade-5: We’re bringing the Shimmering Blade right to the edge of the Goldtorn Remains because our bosses are coming to the wedding.
Loopblade-5: Soulblade and Voidblade, Voidblade in particular, insist we do stuff in certain ways if the Great Blades are leaving the HQ.
Loopblade-5: Basically, they don’t like leaving HQ, so we’re bringing the Shimmering Blade to that tiny bit of the Athata Rift that’s in the Goldtorn Remains so they can take their private pleasure ship, the Blessed Blade, straight to your base.
Loopblade-5: Good news is that, because us Loopblades are also coming, we get to go on the Blessed Blade as well. In the cargo hold. Since no one’s allowed in the ship proper.
Shocktrooper: so u all shoved in the basement?
Loopblade-5: In a box. No one’s allowed to see inside the Blessed Blade apart from the one guy who maintains it.
Shocktrooper: thats weird af
Loopblade-5: Yeah, but oh well.
Shocktrooper: anyway
Shocktrooper: @everyone
Shocktrooper: who else comin
Shocktrooper: rethan tk u r comin yes
Arcbearer is now online.
Arcbearer: Hello.
Arcbearer: I am coming, yes. Mimicblade has made me designated flyer.
Shocktrooper: u bringin nyssis bf 2
Arcbearer: We are, yes. Voltshift is also coming, but Smokecloud is staying behind to keep the Ekthris in line while Mimicblade is gone.
Arcbearer: It will be nice to leave again. I normally do not leave our base at all.
Shocktrooper: y not
Arcbearer: My job is normally to maintain ships, not fly them.
Shocktrooper: cool same here
Shocktrooper: who else comin
Shocktrooper: dont make me use the @ again
Silverbolt is now online.
Telecharm is now online.
Silverbolt: Hi guys.
Silverbolt: I arranged solidleave but like, I wasn’t invited?
Shocktrooper: dont matter
Shocktrooer: more the merrier
Shocktrooper: they want every1 2 come
Shocktrooper: pentathax guys comin is good
Shocktrooper: means they prove they good to u lot too
Silverbolt: I don’t follow.
Shocktrooper: same piss I did at my wedding
Shocktrooper: invite as many peeps as poss
Shocktrooper: prove ur love is the realest 2 every1
Silverbolt: I… I still don’t follow, but as long as it means they’re fine with me coming, that’s cool by me.
Silverbolt: Maybe I’ll get to meet some more Beh’ens or something. They’re neat.
Silverbolt: And I’ll get to meet Arcbearer Teekay too, I guess?
Shocktrooper: actually lol
Shocktrooper: have idea
Shocktrooper: silverdude can I dm u?
Silverbolt: Uh, sure?
Silverbolt: What about?
Shocktrooper: got qs for u
Silverbolt: What sort of questions?
Shocktrooper: nothin important just 2 make things easier 4 u
Silverbolt: Oh. Alright.
Shocktrooper: anyway while I multitask
Shocktrooper: telecharm u aint said shit
Telecharm: I already thought I RSVP’d?
Shocktrooper: no
Telecharm: Well, can I RSVP now?
Telecharm: I have travel booked, gonna arrive in like 72 hours, I think.
Shocktrooper: oh lol
Shocktrooper: ok we cool
Shocktrooper: ima guess @Shimmershock aint comin
Shimmershock is now online.
Shimmershock: Coming to what?
Shocktrooper: wedding
Shimmershock: Um…
Shimmershock: Let me just read back the chat.
Shimmershock: Nope, still confused.
Shimmershock: Whose wedding?
Shocktrooper: tattered navigators
Shimmershock: Who?
Shocktrooper: founders of the thantir
Shocktrooper: two big old behens and whatever vikalos is
Silverbolt: Have I met them?
Shocktrooper: u never came 2 savepoint
Silverbolt: Oh.
Telecharm: Vikalos is great.
Silverbolt: Who is he?
Loopblade-5: Codename Firestorm, he was THE Justarian Border Lord for ages.
Loopblade-5: Scared off Voidborns like no one’s business.
Telecharm: You wouldn’t know by looking though.
Telecharm: He’s just this giant, armoured, furry, scarf-wearing teddy bear.
Shimmershock: Voidborns are scared of teddy bears?
Shocktrooper: apparently hes got a super badass scary form
Shocktrooper: apparently eξ caught a glance once
Shocktrooper: us newer thantir aint seen it
Loopblade-5: Alright but apparently… Apparently One says he’s spoken to a guy who has seen it.
Loopblade-5: Like, proper proper seen it.
Loopblade-5: Just a glimpse though.
Shocktrooper: who
Loopblade-5: Nightblade, one of Voidblade’s underlings.
Loopblade-5: He said that it was utterly terrifying. That Firestorm was this gigantic fire monster with horns and armour made of lava and stuff like that.
Loopblade-5: Which is weird because Firestorm isn’t that tall.
Silverbolt: How tall is he?
Shocktrooper: smaller than his boyfriends lol
Shocktrooper: who else comin
Shimmershock: I would but, uh, distances.
Silverbolt: Do you get solidleave?
Shimmershock: Yeah, but I’m a really fucking long way away. Like, Deathven Sector Tau is… insanely far.
Telecharm: There are teleporter pods.
Shimmershock: Don’t trust that tech.
Telecharm: We have portals too.
Shimmershock: Still don’t trust it.
Shimmershock: I’ve had…
Shimmershock: Experiences…
Shimmershock: Don’t want to talk about it.
Shimmershock: What about… uh…
Shocktrooper: aint inviting the cunt
Shimmershock: Is Shadowshock still muted?
Shocktrooper: yep
Shocktrooper: hes a bitch
Shocktrooper: he dmed me callin me an otherfucker
Shocktrooper: sent him a dickvagpic told him hes a virgin
Shocktrooper: also told him 2 prove he has a cock then told him 2 suck it
Shocktrooper: he totes is a virgin
Shocktrooper: can tell from the vibes
Shimmershock: Actually, you can visually tell the virgin status of a Teliavok.
Shocktrooper: how
Silverbolt: Um…
Silverbolt: Well, the first is that you have to actually… uh… break the skin covering the vaginal entrance. The second is that the tip of the penis gets a… a sort of hardened ridge to help break that vaginal entrance the first time they have penetrative sex. Which is why two virgins can’t sleep with each other, you’re supposed to sleep with someone with experience first.
Telecharm: Uh… That’s fucked up.
Arcbearer: I wish I did not read that.
Shocktrooper: maybe thats y he refused 2 send a retaliatory dickvagpic
Shimmershock: Um…
Shimmershock: Shadowshock is sending me hatemail to send to you all.
Shocktrooper: tell him hes a virgin
Shocktrooper: idgaf if ur a virgin but fuck vok who hate vok who r in love
Shocktrooper: n he gets superpissed when we call him that
Shocktrooper: haters deserve 2 b triggered
Silverbolt: To be honest? Yeah. He’s just… deserving of his own hate.
Shocktrooper: ANYWAY
Shocktrooper: we all gud
Shocktrooper: gonna see some of u veeeeeeery soon
Shocktrooper: im gonna go fuck my wife now
Shocktrooper: bai
Shocktrooper is now offline.
Arcbearer: Shocktrooper scares me.
Loopblade-5: Ain’t you the same species as Elkay?
Arcbearer: Yes, I am a Rethan.
Arcbearer: Shocktrooper scares me more than the Flame of the Dessaron.
Arcbearer: I must also go now. Speak soon.
Loopblade-5: Me too, I got work to do.
Loopblade-5: Later!
Loopblade-5 is now offline.
Arcbearer is now offline.
Shimmershock: This chat is fucking weird.