Eleven Many Teekays

Shocktrooper: oi pricks

Shocktrooper: u comin

Loopblade-5 is now online.

Loopblade-5: Coming to what?

Loopblade-2 is now online.

Loopblade-2: Of course, you prick.

Loopblade-2 is now offline.

Shocktrooper: lol he working?

Loopblade-5: Yeah.

Loopblade-5: All of them except me right now.

Shocktrooper: how comes

Loopblade-5: We’re bringing the Shimmering Blade right to the edge of the Goldtorn Remains because our bosses are coming to the wedding.

Loopblade-5: Soulblade and Voidblade, Voidblade in particular, insist we do stuff in certain ways if the Great Blades are leaving the HQ.

Loopblade-5: Basically, they don’t like leaving HQ, so we’re bringing the Shimmering Blade to that tiny bit of the Athata Rift that’s in the Goldtorn Remains so they can take their private pleasure ship, the Blessed Blade, straight to your base.

Loopblade-5: Good news is that, because us Loopblades are also coming, we get to go on the Blessed Blade as well. In the cargo hold. Since no one’s allowed in the ship proper.

Shocktrooper: so u all shoved in the basement?

Loopblade-5: In a box. No one’s allowed to see inside the Blessed Blade apart from the one guy who maintains it.

Shocktrooper: thats weird af

Loopblade-5: Yeah, but oh well.

Shocktrooper: anyway

Shocktrooper: @everyone

Shocktrooper: who else comin

Shocktrooper: rethan tk u r comin yes

Arcbearer is now online.

Arcbearer: Hello.

Arcbearer: I am coming, yes. Mimicblade has made me designated flyer.

Shocktrooper: u bringin nyssis bf 2

Arcbearer: We are, yes. Voltshift is also coming, but Smokecloud is staying behind to keep the Ekthris in line while Mimicblade is gone.

Arcbearer: It will be nice to leave again. I normally do not leave our base at all.

Shocktrooper: y not

Arcbearer: My job is normally to maintain ships, not fly them.

Shocktrooper: cool same here

Shocktrooper: who else comin

Shocktrooper: dont make me use the @ again

Silverbolt is now online.

Telecharm is now online.

Silverbolt: Hi guys.

Silverbolt: I arranged solidleave but like, I wasn’t invited?

Shocktrooper: dont matter

Shocktrooer: more the merrier

Shocktrooper: they want every1 2 come

Shocktrooper: pentathax guys comin is good

Shocktrooper: means they prove they good to u lot too

Silverbolt: I don’t follow.

Shocktrooper: same piss I did at my wedding

Shocktrooper: invite as many peeps as poss

Shocktrooper: prove ur love is the realest 2 every1

Silverbolt: I… I still don’t follow, but as long as it means they’re fine with me coming, that’s cool by me.

Silverbolt: Maybe I’ll get to meet some more Beh’ens or something. They’re neat.

Silverbolt: And I’ll get to meet Arcbearer Teekay too, I guess?

Shocktrooper: actually lol

Shocktrooper: have idea

Shocktrooper: silverdude can I dm u?

Silverbolt: Uh, sure?

Silverbolt: What about?

Shocktrooper: got qs for u

Silverbolt: What sort of questions?

Shocktrooper: nothin important just 2 make things easier 4 u

Silverbolt: Oh. Alright.

Shocktrooper: anyway while I multitask

Shocktrooper: telecharm u aint said shit

Telecharm: I already thought I RSVP’d?

Shocktrooper: no

Telecharm: Well, can I RSVP now?

Telecharm: I have travel booked, gonna arrive in like 72 hours, I think.

Shocktrooper: oh lol

Shocktrooper: ok we cool

Shocktrooper: ima guess @Shimmershock aint comin

Shimmershock is now online.

Shimmershock: Coming to what?

Shocktrooper: wedding

Shimmershock: Um…

Shimmershock: Let me just read back the chat.

Shimmershock: Nope, still confused.

Shimmershock: Whose wedding?

Shocktrooper: tattered navigators

Shimmershock: Who?

Shocktrooper: founders of the thantir

Shocktrooper: two big old behens and whatever vikalos is

Silverbolt: Have I met them?

Shocktrooper: u never came 2 savepoint

Silverbolt: Oh.

Telecharm: Vikalos is great.

Silverbolt: Who is he?

Loopblade-5: Codename Firestorm, he was THE Justarian Border Lord for ages.

Loopblade-5: Scared off Voidborns like no one’s business.

Telecharm: You wouldn’t know by looking though.

Telecharm: He’s just this giant, armoured, furry, scarf-wearing teddy bear.

Shimmershock: Voidborns are scared of teddy bears?

Shocktrooper: apparently hes got a super badass scary form

Shocktrooper: apparently eξ caught a glance once

Shocktrooper: us newer thantir aint seen it

Loopblade-5: Alright but apparently… Apparently One says he’s spoken to a guy who has seen it.

Loopblade-5: Like, proper proper seen it.

Loopblade-5: Just a glimpse though.

Shocktrooper: who

Loopblade-5: Nightblade, one of Voidblade’s underlings.

Loopblade-5: He said that it was utterly terrifying. That Firestorm was this gigantic fire monster with horns and armour made of lava and stuff like that.

Loopblade-5: Which is weird because Firestorm isn’t that tall.

Silverbolt: How tall is he?

Shocktrooper: smaller than his boyfriends lol

Shocktrooper: who else comin

Shimmershock: I would but, uh, distances.

Silverbolt: Do you get solidleave?

Shimmershock: Yeah, but I’m a really fucking long way away. Like, Deathven Sector Tau is… insanely far.

Telecharm: There are teleporter pods.

Shimmershock: Don’t trust that tech.

Telecharm: We have portals too.

Shimmershock: Still don’t trust it.

Shimmershock: I’ve had…

Shimmershock: Experiences…

Shimmershock: Don’t want to talk about it.

Shimmershock: What about… uh…

Shocktrooper: aint inviting the cunt

Shimmershock: Is Shadowshock still muted?

Shocktrooper: yep

Shocktrooper: hes a bitch

Shocktrooper: he dmed me callin me an otherfucker

Shocktrooper: sent him a dickvagpic told him hes a virgin

Shocktrooper: also told him 2 prove he has a cock then told him 2 suck it

Shocktrooper: he totes is a virgin

Shocktrooper: can tell from the vibes

Shimmershock: Actually, you can visually tell the virgin status of a Teliavok.

Shocktrooper: how

Silverbolt: Um…

Silverbolt: Well, the first is that you have to actually… uh… break the skin covering the vaginal entrance. The second is that the tip of the penis gets a… a sort of hardened ridge to help break that vaginal entrance the first time they have penetrative sex. Which is why two virgins can’t sleep with each other, you’re supposed to sleep with someone with experience first.

Telecharm: Uh… That’s fucked up.

Arcbearer: I wish I did not read that.

Shocktrooper: maybe thats y he refused 2 send a retaliatory dickvagpic

Shimmershock: Um…

Shimmershock: Shadowshock is sending me hatemail to send to you all.

Shocktrooper: tell him hes a virgin

Shocktrooper: idgaf if ur a virgin but fuck vok who hate vok who r in love

Shocktrooper: n he gets superpissed when we call him that

Shocktrooper: haters deserve 2 b triggered

Silverbolt: To be honest? Yeah. He’s just… deserving of his own hate.

Shocktrooper: ANYWAY

Shocktrooper: we all gud

Shocktrooper: gonna see some of u veeeeeeery soon

Shocktrooper: im gonna go fuck my wife now

Shocktrooper: bai

Shocktrooper is now offline.

Arcbearer: Shocktrooper scares me.

Loopblade-5: Ain’t you the same species as Elkay?

Arcbearer: Yes, I am a Rethan.

Arcbearer: Shocktrooper scares me more than the Flame of the Dessaron.

Arcbearer: I must also go now. Speak soon.

Loopblade-5: Me too, I got work to do.

Loopblade-5: Later!

Loopblade-5 is now offline.

Arcbearer is now offline.

Shimmershock: This chat is fucking weird.