Shimmershock is now online.
Shimmershock: Huh.
Shimmershock: This is an actual Wyvern group.
Shimmershock: With actual people in it.
Shimmershock: Uh… Are you all called Teekay?
Shocktrooper is now online.
Shocktrooper: lol dude u actually got online
Shocktrooper: ye we’re all called teekay
Shocktrooper: im the best teekay
Electricshadow is now online.
Loopblade-6 is now online.
Electricshadow: Dude you’re not the best Teekay.
Shocktrooper: totally am
Shocktrooper: none of you bitches married a synaisthyn
Loopblade-6: I’m going to fetch the others.
Loopblade-1 is now online.
Loopblade-5 is now online.
Loopblade-3 is now online.
Loopblade-4 is now online.
Loopblade-2 is now online.
Loopblade-2: Bitch I’m working fuck off.
Loopblade-2 is now offline.
Shimmershock: Why do most of you have the same codename?
Telecharm is now online.
Telecharm: Oh, hello, fellow Teekay! Welcome to the Too Many Teekays chat!
Shimmershock: What the fuck is this?
Telecharm: It’s literally just a group chat where everyone in it is called Teekay.
Telecharm: Ironically started by a person not actually called Teekay.
Electricshadow: Wait, how did we start this group chat again?
Electricshadow: Let me scroll up a bit.
Shimmershock: You… were all invited to this group chat by Deathbringer?
Shimmershock: THE Deathbringer?
Telecharm: Yep.
Shimmershock: What…
Shimmershock: What the fuck is this?
Shimmershock: You KNOW Deathbringer?
Shimmershock: He’s… he’s one of the Missing! He’s from a Hidden Trio! He’s a… uh…
Shocktrooper: a synaisthyn
Shocktrooper: not an amalgam mimic
Shocktrooper: rk and lk hate that name
Shimmershock: Uh… Shocktrooper, are you…
Shocktrooper: nah I married lk, he’s the other synaisthyn decay lord
Shocktrooper sent several images.
Shocktrooper: u can look but not touch
Shimmershock: What…
Shimmershock: You’re… the same colour as me.
Shimmershock: Silver and orange.
Shimmershock: Much less silver than me, I’m basically silver all over with crystalline electric veins in my plating and electric wings, but…
Shimmershock: This is all fucking insane.
Shocktrooper: tbh I think it’s hilarious
Shimmershock: You didn’t say why you all look the same and why there’s like 10 people here called Loopblade.
Loopblade-1: There’s only six of us, actually.
Loopblade-1: We’re all the same person, caused by a universe trapped in a time loop, a universe we fell out of.
Telecharm: And I’m that same person except when the time loop ended and the universe ended in a different way.
Telecharm: Shocktrooper and Electricshadow are two different people called Teekay, we call them Skyan Teekay and Ksar Teekay because they’re not Threan-Type Retha like us.
Shimmershock: Skyan? Ksar? Are these different but similar-looking species?
Shimmershock: From your pictures, you all look like child Teliavok.
Shocktrooper: guess that teliavok are ur species?
Shimmershock: You’d be correct.
Shocktrooper: u got pics?
Telecharm: I’ma brb guys.
Telecharm is now offline.
Shocktrooper: huh
Shocktrooper: he don’t normally do that
Loopblade-1: He is looking for a new job, he might have gotten a phone call or something.
Loopblade-1: Two is covering for us right now.
Loopblade-5: Us Loopblades, apart from Six, we’re all Phantai soldiers, working in ship navigation and mapping. It’s kinda an important job.
Electricshadow: Skyan Teekay, Kaytee (Six) and I are all members of the Thantir, we kinda mostly do ship repairs and other, smaller chores.
Electricshadow: I used to be a member of the Alsyr until I left though, and Kaytee was a Phantai before he left too.
Shimmershock: Huh.
Shimmershock: I think I’ve heard of the Thantir? Like, a purifier sect or something?
Shimmershock: I’m being dumb. That’s the sect the Missing belong to.
Shimmershock: I won’t lie, I’m kinda infatuated with them.
Shimmershock: I’m a member of the Dyathax, we’re one of the sects that works in the pentacluster that the Healers and their Hidden Hospital are located in. Like, we meet the Healers on the regular. And there’s been radio chatter that the Missing are also Teliavok, or a similar race.
Shimmershock: But, like, no one’s really seen them to prove otherwise.
Shimmershock: And here I am, randomly in a group chat with a bunch of people who know the Missing personally?
Shimmershock: And…
Shimmershock: Reading back the chat…
Shimmershock: You… slept with Deathbringer?
Loopblade-1: We don’t talk about that.
Loopblade-1: We dated him. When we were mortal. Nothing more.
Shimmershock: YOU KNEW DEATHBRINGER WHEN HE WAS MORTAL?
Loopblade-6: It’s complicated. And there’s time shit involved.
Electricshadow: Uh, I didn’t. I met Arkay when I joined the Thantir.
Shimmershock: His… his name is Arkay?
Shocktrooper: why u so shocked about that bit?
Shimmershock: Ugh…
Shimmershock: Most Teliavok are born in the void via special hidden nests, but I’m a Teliavok who was born in a universe and escaped that short-lived universe when it died.
Loopblade-3: Oh, like Beh’evok? We know a few like that.
Loopblade-6: Galyn is a Beh’evok like that, he was a mortal Beh’en who escaped a universe.
Shimmershock: I assume Beh’evok are Vokaic beings too? Same as you lot?
Electricshadow: I’m not sure if I’m Vokaic, I don’t have the double gender thing the Loopblades and Skyan Teekay have.
Shimmershock: Huh?
Electricshadow: Threan-type Retha and Skyavok have clitdicks and holes.
Loopblade-1: Mate, too much info.
Shimmershock: That… that’s fucking weird.
Shocktrooper: its perfectly normal for me
Shocktrooper: u just jelly that I can go both ways
Shocktrooper: I got options
Shocktrooper: that I spend with my wife
Shocktrooper: who is a shapeshifting synaisthyn with a ton of cool powers
Loopblade-3: We fucking get it, Skyan Teekay, you’re gay for your husband.
Shocktrooper: totally am
Shocktrooper: so shimmershock dude what do u look like?
Shocktrooper: gonna guess u r a dude
Shimmershock: I think I misunderstood what you meant, Shocktrooper. You guys are hermaphrodites too?
Shocktrooper: what does that mean
Shimmershock: You’re both male and female.
Loopblade-4: Yeah.
Loopblade-5: We tend to call it “intersex”.
Shocktrooper: gonna guess u are male-leaning
Shocktrooper: also gonna guess u have a problem with the name arkay
Shimmershock: Ugh…
Shimmershock: He was… he was my partner. But he sacrificed himself so I could escape my universe when our Time Drake was killed and everything was freezing and dying.
Shocktrooper: oh piss
Shocktrooper: im sorry
Shimmershock: You weren’t to know.
Shimmershock: So… Deathbringer’s name is Arkay?
Loopblade-6: Yeah. He’s a Threan-type Retha like us. And a Skyavok like Skyan Teekay. And a Synaisthyn or Amalgam Mimic or whatever they’re called.
Shimmershock: Huh. I assumed he was a small Teliavok or something, like the other two.
Electricshadow: Retvik and Litvir are Rethavok.
Shimmershock: Not Teliavok?
Electricshadow: Different species.
Telecharm is now online.
Telecharm invited Silverbolt to the chat.
Telecharm: Hiya, guys. Found another one.
Silverbolt is now online.
Silverbolt: Uh, hi? What is this chat?
Telecharm: Heh. Here we go again…