Four Many Teekays

Loopblade-6: So you’re all coming, right?

Loopblade-1: Yeah. Any excuse to get away, to be honest.

Loopblade-6: You not happy?

Loopblade-2: We’re all kinda doing the thing Moonblade did.

Loopblade-2: You live in this stupidly nice oasis, we see nothing but grey all the time.

Loopblade-2: And occasionally black and white because the nav room is black for some reason.

Shocktrooper: I get that

Shocktrooper: you all doing the same piss for a long time

Shocktrooper: like, one, you joined the phantai same time galyn did right

Loopblade-1: Yeah.

Loopblade-1: I like my job, and now we know our loop has closed, I think I’m doing better at least, but… I don’t know…

Loopblade-4: I think we just need more breaks.

Loopblade-5: Yeah, get off the ship more often.

Loopblade-5: We hardly ever leave.

Loopblade-3: Could also try some different jobs occasionally. I wanna get a flamethrower and go on a Corruption Purge.

Shocktrooper: tbh its actually kinda fun

Electricshadow: I much prefer dealing with Voidborns. Being Corrupted seems terrifying.

Shocktrooper: although tbh I got nothing to be scared of, I got lk by my side all the time

Telecharm is now online.

Telecharm: Hi, guys…

Loopblade-6: Oh, heya!

Telecharm: Got the invite. Definitely coming. Might be… staying a while.

Shocktrooper: ψξ will be pleased

Telecharm: I… kinda just got laid off.

Loopblade-1: Wait, what? Damn, dude, I’m sorry.

Telecharm: Yeah. Kinda pissed. Already getting myself on unemployment. I’ll be fine though.

Telecharm: Ironically, it means I can spend more time with Chilly.

Loopblade-2: Chilly?

Telecharm: Psiksi.

Telecharm: We… kinda have a thing for each other right now.

Telecharm: How is the baby situation going in at the Thantir anyway, Skyan Teekay?

Shocktrooper: ugh that shit was scary

Shocktrooper: lk was having ideas

Shocktrooper: wanted to do it raw

Loopblade-6: Yeah, it wasn’t fun, Eksi and I had similar problems.

Loopblade-6: The egg hatched though and everything seems to be back to normal.

Telecharm: That’s good. Chilly wasn’t doing right. Why is he doing a lot of guard duty right now though?

Shocktrooper: eh we can choose what jobs we want to do and ψξ wanted a change

Shocktrooper: he wants to help protect elksia’s kid

Shocktrooper: probably coz elksia named the baby reksi after retvik and ψξ.

Shocktrooper: the baby is weirdly moving a lot already

Loopblade-6: Yeah, that thing is already really well developed.

Telecharm: Alright, Reksi is a really cute name. I like it.

Telecharm: You got pics?

Shocktrooper: ah nah

Shocktrooper: elksia’s pretty protective, aint letting people really see the baby

Loopblade-6: It did totally try and escape the other day though. Spotted Tenuk chasing Reksi down the stairs to the guard tower.

Shocktrooper: lil gal wants to explore lol

Loopblade-6: I’m sure Elksia will let you hold Reksi when you all visit.

Telecharm: I look forward to that.

Telecharm: Looking forward to seeing you all again.

Telecharm: Although, I’m gonna be honest, since I got fired, I’ve had some time on my hands.

Loopblade-1: What do you mean?

Telecharm: I decided to look for more Teekays.

Loopblade-4: Why the fuck would you want to do that?

Telecharm: Mate, I’m pissed off and bored and horny.

Telecharm: I liked my job. Now I haven’t got one and I need something to pass the time while I look for a new one.

Telecharm: So anyway, I’ve been looking.

Shocktrooper: u found anyone?

Telecharm: I found two people.

Loopblade-1: Wait, where are you looking?

Telecharm: Friendface.

Shocktrooper: wtf is friendface

Loopblade-1: Yeah… not heard of that.

Telecharm: It’s… it’s like, the super popular social media site.

Electricshadow: Sounds like a Deathven Sector thing. Most sects just use Wyvern and that’s about it.

Telecharm: You lot don’t use social media? No Chitchat, no Twitler, no Wroteit, nothing like that?

Loopblade-5: Pretty sure you just made all those up.

Telecharm: Then what the fuck do you all browse?

Shocktrooper: lotsofrandomfuckingpicturesyoucanupvote.net

Telecharm: You just made that up.

Telecharm: Hang on, that’s an actual link.

Telecharm: … The fuck?

Telecharm: That’s… Alright, I’ll have a look at that later.

Shocktrooper: its just as real as the stupid piss you just asked us about

Telecharm: Alright, fair.

Loopblade-5: There’s also t69 I guess.

Telecharm: What’s that?

Loopblade-1: Use an incognito browser for that one.

Telecharm: Why?

Telecharm: Wait, that was a stupid question. That’s a porn site.

Loopblade-5: It’s mostly a porn site but there’s a lot of general discussions on it. More like an image board with a side forum.

Loopblade-4: We don’t know what most of the races on it are though. Some are definitely Beh’evok, and there’s plenty of male-on-male Beh’en porn, but there’s also stuff that looks like Retha and the odd Threan-type/Skyan thing on there.

Electricshadow: I even saw some Ksar stuff on there, which makes me think my kind’s not totally extinct.

Electricshadow: Considering I was basically a nobody when I got out here, there HAS to be other Ksar out there.

Loopblade-5: Yeah but most of the stuff on there seems to be from a race called the Teliavok, which look like old-universe Rethavok but with wings.

Loopblade-5: Like, all of them look like Flamebearer but with wings and an elemental affinity.

Telecharm: They are an uplifted race like your local Beh’evok.

Loopblade-2: Should point out that it’s not all porn images, there’s a social media aspect as well, mostly a selfies section and a “what I did today” thread which is constantly being updated.

Loopblade-5: There’s a fuckton of porn on there though.

Shocktrooper: tbh find it weird that you threan-type retha have no problem sharing porn stuff

Shocktrooper: thats just an l-class and ξ-class thing.

Shocktrooper: although tbh there was never much skyavok porn anyway because we had l-class

Shocktrooper: kl says it was the same in his universe too because prostitution and friends with benefits was all perfectly normal

Telecharm: I’m… gonna have to bookmark this site for future research…

Telecharm: But I’m glad you mentioned Teliavok, because I did find a Teekay who is a Teliavok and is a Decay Lord.

Telecharm: I wanted to know if you wanted me to invite them to this chat.

Shocktrooper: do it

Shocktrooper: itd be hilarious

Loopblade-1: Yeah, sure.

Telecharm: Alright…

Telecharm invited Shimmershock to the chat.

Telecharm: And now we wait…