Hot Thoughts

“Hey, babe, you busy right now?”

Litvir’s eyes lit up as he spun around to greet the being who had approached him.

“Arkay, dear! No, I am not busy! Is something troubling you?”

Arkay glanced around awkwardly, making very well sure that no one was paying attention to him and Litvir. Picking up that Arkay wanted privacy, Litvir gently swished his fingers, creating a thin swirl of purple energy that shielded their conversation from the myriad of other telepaths around here. It used to be that Litvir and Eksi were the only true Psions among the Thantir, but out of the eight new Decaylings, three of them had telepathy close to Litvir’s level.

Arkay sighed, taking a moment to answer, before sighing again and straightening himself out. “I was going to be all cutesy about it, but I think I’m better off just being blunt…”

Litvir glanced past Arkay. The younglings were all burning things by the bonfire, mostly marshmallows. Most other folks were in bed, but Itaviir was prowling around on guard duty. The coast was mostly clear and Litvir was certain Arkay could speak freely.

“You know you can be perfectly honest with me, dear.”

Arkay took a deep breath, then settled down. “You’re right, Litvir. I’m going to be blunt. I… I’ve made up my mind. I want to sleep with you and Retvik.”

“You have been saying that for a while.”

“I know, but I want to actually do it now. Well… I… Alright, I don’t want to be fucked. In all honesty, you’re probably too big for me, Litvir, and I’ve seen both you and Retvik completely nude and tails out, and I KNOW Retvik’s dick isn’t going to fit inside me. Also, I have a secondary problem, that I don’t want to something with one of you and ignoring the other one. But at the same time, I have no idea how to have a threesome.”

“Well, you are not alone there. I have only had one threesome, we were all drunk and it was pretty awkward and confusing.”

Arkay paused. “Who did you have a threesome with?”

“When Elkay and Teekay got married, they invited quite a few guests. Do you remember Letharus?”

“The… weird, white and purple version of you with the star-shaped plating that we saved from… Theocydes…” Arkay suddenly fell completely silent. “Oh. Fuck. I… I need to speak to Kalis… I… uh…”

Litvir put an arm around Arkay. “You ought to speak to the poor thing, yes, but you have time to do so. A few more hours will not change things one way or the other. But if you are hard and willing, or wet and willing, you need to act on that now.”

“I knoooooow!” Arkay almost whined. “But I’m scared! And I don’t know what to do!”

“You also know we will not hurt you.”

“I know that too… but… like…” Arkay frowned, then sighed some more. “Gonna admit something utterly stupid now. I almost never had wet dreams or horny dreams when I was trapped in that stupid universe. But I had one singular, recurring dream over the last five or so years. And, standing here, with us both being vaguely horny right now, I’ve only just realized that I was dreaming about you banging me against a desk then sucking me off.”

Litvir wasn’t quite sure how to respond to that. “You have only had one wet dream and it was of you and me?”

“Yes.”

“Can you show it to me?”

“As in… you go into my head and see it?”

Litvir nodded.

“I’d… rather not. It’s kinda embarrassing and I think at the end you call Elkay ‘Relkir’ or something stupid like that and I say I’m going to sleep forever.”

“Shame…” Litvir shrugged. “Sounds enticing. We could recreate your wet dream, if you wish.”

“Maybe later. My point is, I want to do something with both you and Retvik, but I don’t know WHAT to do, that doesn’t involve someone sticking their gigantic, ill-fitting second tail inside me. Yes, I KNOW I can shapeshift, but holding a specific shape while doing anything sexy is distracting and difficult and I don’t want to unshapeshift in the middle of being railed and then put myself in a lot of pain.”

“You sound like you have experience there.”

Arkay snarled. Litvir could tell he was suddenly very embarrassed.

“I may have remained a virgin in the universe you were born in, but the second time around, I definitely did have sex. Not always completely willingly. The people-pleasing nagging feeling in my head meant I had unenjoyable intercourse with Kairos more times than I want to admit. Yes, I tried to change that with Kayel, and apparently I tried to change that with Kuta too… and… well… Huh… I keep on getting fucked by people with names starting with K.”

“You only mentioned three.”

Arkay glanced back at the sleeping areas. “When I was mortal, just before Kinisis fucked me over repeatedly, metaphorically and literally, I was murdered in a dark alley on a way to a date with a guy called Kass. Also, I am certain Kaytee and I had sex. Sure, he was Teekay back then, but… still…”

Litvir was clearly undeterred. He patted Arkay on the shoulder again. “Do not fret. We can add an L and an R to that list, if you so desire.”

“Oh… You really… want to…”

“Like I have said before, I have been trying to get into you for a while… Plus, I am a telepath, I know when everyone is horny, and, dear, you very much need to go to horny jail…” Litvir smiled. “However, I do have an idea. I understand your reluctance, in fact, I have been in your place. I still occasionally get daunted when Retvik wants to screw me. And it turns out Elkay was making himself smaller when we had our brief flings, to make me feel better.”

Arkay blinked. “You’re… not that small though?”

“I am a little below average, but Elkay is… somehow the same size Retvik is. And I bet, if you were to shift into a pure Rethan form, you would be similarly sized. But I have a suggestion, one which I think will end with you not being torn in half.”

“You do?”

“Mhm. While we have been having this chat, I noticed that Retvik is lying idly in bed right now. But he is not asleep. I say that we slip into his room via the shadows, strip ourselves down, get Retvik nice and turned on too, then you use that long, dextrous tongue of yours on Retvik’s second tail while I fill him up all good and proper. Then, when Retvik is worn down, if you are still horny, I can eat you out however you please.”

Arkay hesitated a little. “I… I like the sound of that. But what if Retvik does not want to?”

“I am certain he will say yes. If not, we can just go and recreate your wet dream.”

“You seem…”

“A little desperate? Arkay, dear, I have been trying to get in you since a couple of months after we first met. But at the same time, you are genuinely horny and in need right now, and I am offering options to help satisfy that need of yours.”

“Ugh, you are completely right…” Arkay finally gave in. Well, it wasn’t really giving in, it was more accepting that he was allowed to not just have desires, but act on them too. “Let’s go and see what Retvik is up to…”