Elkay had been busy with his normal blood donations, and today, he had donated mor than usual, as Kal had requested an extra 100ml for testing purposes. That would have bothered Elkay, but when Leh said they wanted the samples to do experiments on preserving his blood, Elkay quickly agreed. But all that was over now, and Elkay was sitting in the canteen, being sleepy and pampered by Teekay, his husband, who Elkay loved more than anyone and anything.
That brief quietness though was interrupted by another Teekay. Ksar Teekay wasn’t a Skyavok like Teekay was, but he very much looked like one, except his organic armour plating was much more metallic, and his skin was bright red. He belonged to a species called the Threanic Ksar, and had no idea if he was the last of his kind or not.
“Hey, Skyan Teekay, you busy?”
Teekay gestured at his wife. “Kinda, why?”
“A ship just came in, needs repairs. Kaytee asked if you could come and have a quick look and help him give an estimate of how long it’ll take to fix.”
“What’s the problem with the ship?”
“Voidborn got stuck in the ship’s left engine.”
Teekay got up and rolled his eyes. “Fine. But I’m bringing Elkay in case the ship or the Voidborn explodes on us.”
“Sure thing!” Ksar Teekay beamed as his fellow Thantir got up. “Follow me, please.”
The ship was a pretty standard Decay Lord ship, but Teekay swore it looked familiar, up until Elkay pointed out that it was a standard Phantai ship. That made Teekay feel a little better because he knew how to fix those. Ksar Teekay led the couple down one side, to the door to the tiny cargo bay, but stepped aside so Teekay could open the door.
Before he could do so though, the door burst open from the other side, nearly knocking Teekay off his feet.
“SURPRISE, BITCHES!”
Standing in the doorway were seven other people all at one point called Teekay, as well as three Skyans called Psiksi, Eksi and Kayel, and several of them threw some oddly shaped objects at Skyan Teekay and Elkay, one of which bounced off Elkay’s head.
“Did… did you just throw a dildo at my wife?” Teekay asked.
All six of Loopblade nodded. As did Telecharm.
“Why?” Elkay was more confused than hurt or insulted. The dildo that bounced off his head was wobbly and not very big.
“Because it’s your one year wedding anniversary!” Telecharm exclaimed.
Skyan Teekay and Elkay glanced at each other awkwardly.
“Oh come on!” Kaytee almost hissed. “Don’t tell me that you BOTH forgot!”
More awkward glances. Eventually, Skyan Teekay sighed. “Yeah, we forgot. But it’s been hard keeping track of time and we’ve been busy and stuff. There’s no real dates out here now, it’s fucking impossible remembering when an ev has passed, let alone a whole year-string. And Elkay has been busy learning kinks.”
“Oh, perfect!” One, who considered himself the original Teekay, smiled. “That means the weird stuff Telecharm Teekay and the half-quadruplets picked out will be of some use to you.”
“Half-quadruplets?” Psiksi whispered at Eksi.
“I suppose, since only half of the four of us are alive?” Eksi whispered back. “Still, bad joke…”
“Yeah… But, ,like, no offense, but what am I going to do with all these dildos when I have Elkay?” Teekay was still confused.
“Can Elkay make his cock change shape and vibrate?” Psiksi tutted.
Elkay glanced away nervously.
“Wait… You can?”
“Um, yes…” Elkay stuttered. “Shapeshifting and mimicking other powers can be… useful in the bedroom… But, uh, I guess we could… all make use of some of these toys? We certainly are not going to use all of them.”
“Maybe not Ksar Teekay…” Loopblade-5 grunted. “We mostly just bought dildos.”
Ksar Teekay picked up one of the dildos they had thrown at Elkay and Skyan Teekay. “Well, the condoms can be used by all of us, and I have been considering trying anal, perhaps one of these toys could help a little.”
“Not that one though!” Kayel tutted. “Vaginas are designed for dicks to go in and out of them, assholes are built differently. If you want to use a toy for anal, it needs to have a flared base so it doesn’t get stuck or sucked up inside you.”
Ksar Teekay and the Loopblades all stared at Kayel.
“How do you know that? You lack an asshole.”
Kayel crossed his arms and tutted. “For the sixth or seventh time, I was a teacher, I taught PE and sex education to young Skyans. We always did a section on interspecies intercourse, and part of that involved explaining that singularly male beings can get pleasure via anal, mostly via the prostate (which is an organ but I don’t remember what it does), and what safety precautions one should take when having both standard sex and anal sex.”
Everyone else kinda glanced at each other, but eventually, Elkay just shrugged.
“I suppose that is good to know if I ever turn into a Beh’evok again and get stuck like that for a bit.”
Everyone turned back to Elkay.
“It happened while us Thantir were with you Phantai!” Elkay rolled his eyes. “Tenuk challenged me to shapeshift into the perfect Beh’evok, so I did! The downside was that I changed myself completely into a Beh’evok, extra organs included. I… do not want to talk about the recovery time though…”
“Why?”
Elkay frowned. “To put it politely, I had to spend a long time holding Litvir’s hand to make myself believe I was a Rethan again, and Litvir’s hands are cold and horrible.”
Everyone shrugged.
“Fair enough… Anyway, we also brought a fuckton of other stuff, like alcohol, weed and super thin but apparently unbreakable condoms…” Kayel exclaimed. “Do you all want to get fucked up?”
Teekay turned to Elkay. “You want to do that? We can invite Ret and Kuta as well if you want some Rethan company.”
Elkay thought for a moment, then smiled. “Yes, I do want to do that. But I need to re-hydrate first. After all, I just donated blood, I need to drink some water before I start drinking alcohol.”
“Alright!” Teekay beamed. “You go do that, then grab the cute Rethans. The rest of us will set up the old classroom, ready to go.”
“Wonderful!” Elkay smiled back as he headed off. “See you all in a bit.”