Delicious Debrief

“So, let me get this straight. You landed at the target destination, and everything was made out of candy, and the only thing worth of value that you brought back was a container containing 70% gold coins and 30% chocolate coins, with nothing of value in all the other containers you found?” Galyn grunted as … Read more

Serpent Strike

“Uh, boss? What are we gonna do?” The sugar paper ceiling sizzled and faded away as a gargantuan set of jaws broke through it, oozing with acid. A cool, dark liquid dripped down from massive golden teeth, crystal eyes focused on one single being. “I think the ship may have cooled down…” Retvik whispered, switching … Read more

Choco Surprise

“Are you really telling me that there is literally nothing of value in all 100 containers here?” Retvik was clearly pissed off. He had been hunched over, helping his team sort through a warehouse of abandoned crates for a good couple of days now. They were finally down to the last remaining six containers, and … Read more

Honey Flow

The sugar warehouse was eerily silent, devoid of life and mostly untouched. While most of the building appeared to be normal, there was a significant problem, a complete lack of doors. Only one door was present and insanely small and tucked away, hiding behind the fuel station. There was no padlock present and the door … Read more

Sugar Tunnel

“It’s still there.” “Yes, it is. The ship must still be quite warm.” “Are we really going to wait until it buggers off on its own?” Phovos shrugged, lacking an answer to Elksi’s question. The gigantic, gilded serpent was still coiled around their only form of transport, having seemingly not moved at all since they’d … Read more

Serpentine

“Fuck fuck fuck…” Phovos quietly hissed as she switched communications to telepathy. But since there was a massive creature lurking around, she didn’t want to make any real noise, in case it could hear her. “Not a fan of telecoms, are you?” Tenuk mentally joked. “I find it infuriating, having to split my brain up … Read more

Sticky Floors

“Why are the floors always sticky?” Retvik muttered under his breath as he stepped into the empty fuel station kiosk. Dust covered pretty much everything, from the empty shelves all the way to the checkout area, and baskets were strewn across the floor, rather than sitting in a normal position. “Tends to happen when you … Read more

TV Attitude

Phovos yawned as she reached over to grab the television remote, lowering the volume for the show that had just finished. “That was good, I enjoyed that…” Retvik was also yawning. It was quite late, late enough for the artificial lights to dim themselves. “I thought a question show where you get penalized for the … Read more

Accidental Junk Mail

Retvik grunted as he stared at the screen in front of him, deleting various junk messages. While he may have been a god of fire, it turned out that even deities weren’t immune to spam. Normally, Retvik would just have the emails automatically sorted, but sometimes he liked deleting junk himself. A digital bonfire of … Read more

Designing A New Look

“Oh, another new look?” Elksi waltzed into the room, her wings neatly tucked away and her arm-bladed retracted back into her forearms. Tenuk had caught a glance of Elksi coming in via the mirror, but hesitantly turned towards her to see Elksi properly. “Yeah, another new look.” Tenuk found it somewhat odd that Elksi immediately … Read more

Was it really?

“You’re still thinking about him, aren’t you?” Retvik nodded solemnly as Phovos entered his personal quarters, bringing with her two small bottles of water. “It’s not healthy for you.” Phovos perched on the edge of Retvik’s bed and handed him a bottle, “I know, I know. But it bothers me.” “You don’t even know if … Read more

Familiar Voice

“Why is this damn life goddess fucking shit not working?!” Phovos snarled as she tried to work out how the key she was holding worked. It wasn’t a standard key, rather some sort of holographic, hard light rubicks cube. Somehow, Phovos needed to manipulate the cube so its icons would match the icons of the … Read more