Electricshadow is now online.
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Electricshadow: Look what I did.
Loopblade-5: Oh you went and visited the Thantir?
Telecharm: Nice! I’ve been meaning to revisit!
Telecharm: Is that what you look like? I’m surprised!
Electricshadow: Oh no, I’m not just visiting! I joined the Thantir.
Loopblade-4: Fucking what?
Loopblade-3: You left your sect?
Loopblade-3: Wait what sect were you from anyway?
Electricshadow: Alsyr.
Electricshadow: The second Dawnbreaker left, I started getting shit the exact same way he did. Thastarii are racist bastards.
Electricshadow: I was considering joining the Ekthris and I had a look at the Phantai, but they weren’t quite what I was looking for.
Loopblade-4: What’s wrong with the Phantai???
Electricshadow: Oh.
Electricshadow: Forgot you Loopblades are all Phantai apart from Kaytee.
Electricshadow: I’ll be honest, I was worried I wouldn’t fit in among the Phantai. The job opportunity was great, but I left a sect that was predominantly filled with one species and didn’t want to join another. Doubly so because the Thastarii would call me a “Beh’ena” on the regular, but I’m not related to the Beh’evok at all.
Electricshadow: The Ekthris only seem to do Corruption stuff, and I don’t like dealing with Corruption. At least, not fighting it.
Loopblade-3: But the Thantir are purifiers.
Loopblade-1: Mate, they do Kenic Spore removals too. Did them for us all the time while they were here on the Shimmering Blade.
Electricshadow: They do deal with Voidborns, and I’m really good at Kenic Spore removals, which frees up one of the really cute robot guys to do other things.
Shocktrooper is now online.
Shocktrooper: hey dudes, u seen our new member?
Shocktrooper: some1 used their brain and joined the thantir!
Electricshadow: Hah, hey Skyan Teekay, I already told them.
Shocktrooper: oh lol nw mate.
Shocktrooper: u’ve been having tons of fun already lol.
Loopblade-5: What do you mean by that?
Electricshadow: Uh…
Electricshadow: Well, I’ve got my own personal quarters now, and I’m getting ready for one of the older Thantir to take me to the mall.
Electricshadow: I’m being treated, they’re just giving me 1k Deathvenbucks to spend on whatever I want.
Telecharm: Wait, you didn’t have your own room in the Alsyr?
Electricshadow: It was always two folks to a room.
Loopblade-5: Us Loopblades share a room but it’s a massive room with dividers and our own bathroom.
Shocktrooper: yeah i never got that.
Shocktrooper: they gave me and LK our own rooms even though we were fucking each other.
Loopblade-1: It’s because we’re all way smaller than the rest of the Phantai. There’s only eight beings who aren’t Beh’enu-sized so we all have custom rooms. When Two showed up, I… kinda requested that we all stick together. Because when I joined the Phantai, I was the only short person apart from Glitterblade, and she’s permanently shapeshifted into a normal Beh’enu.
Shocktrooper: i guess.
Shocktrooper: my room was huge.
Electricshadow: Either way, I’m so glad you Thantir have immediately accepted me and I have my own private space. And I’m really looking forward to my trip to the local mall! Skyan Teekay and Elkay are going to take me and Fengar and I’ve been given some nice spending money.
Electricshadow: Gonna buy myself some new headphones for my music player, and some massive fucking pillows.
Loopblade-5: Honestly I’m tempted.
Loopblade-4: Stop it, Five.
Loopblade-5: I know, I know, I’m happy with my job here. But I’d love to be given a thousand Dlires and go to the mall and have a massive spend-up.
Shocktrooper: u lot don’t get paid much?
Loopblade-5: We get paid the average. It’s the whole… being treated thing, I guess.
Loopblade-1: We could arrange a trip at some point. Glimmerblade would get pissed but fuck him. We need breaks too.
Telecharm: I totally get that. It’s not that we don’t have money, it’s just the whole thing sounds really nice. I’d love to do something similar.
Shocktrooper: ima ask something to my mates quick brb
Shocktrooper: alright KL, ΨΞ and I are gonna ask RK when he’s back.
Telecharm: Oh yeah, I heard Arkay’s out doing Hidden Trio stuff!
Electricshadow: Oh bollocks. The guy who got us all into this chat… Wait, he’s a member of the Thantir too?
Shocktrooper: lol ur gonna have a time
Shocktrooper: good thing u aint actually a skyavok
Telecharm: Oh, you’re not, Electricshadow?
Electricshadow: I’m a Ksar, specifically a Threan Ksar.
Shocktrooper: wait what
Shocktrooper: u didnt mention that shit earlier when EΞ tried to make a move on u
Telecharm: Huh, so you’re still… Threan-y…
Electricshadow: I… don’t get it.
Telecharm: Me and the Loopblades, we’re all Threan-type Retha. Skyan Teekay, and I think Eksi and… Psiksi? Is that his name? They’re all called Skyavok, but apparently they used to call themselves Threavok.
Shocktrooper: KL says that the skyavok and rethavok in his universe evolved from a common species called threavok.
Shocktrooper: kinda recently, apparently.
Telecharm: Who are Psiksi and Kayel?
Electricshadow: Psiksi is Dawnbreaker, he and I are both now former Alsyr, but he’s somehow Eksi’s ever so slightly older brother.
Shocktrooper: he got yeeted out of our universe when it went kablooey.
Shocktrooper: KL is a skyavok from the universe that came after our universe.
Shocktrooper: tbh its pretty stupid.
Electricshadow: Also Kayel is super hot.
Shocktrooper: yeah
Shocktrooper: hes hot af
Telecharm: I want a pic.
Telecharm: Also considering visiting again.
Shocktrooper: its mine and LK’s 1 year anniversary soon, u could come visit and say hi
Telecharm: I think I might.
Telecharm: Especially if you all still fuck around a lot.
Shocktrooper: hehe
Shocktrooper: u got no idea
Shocktrooper: speaking of which, gotta check on LK.
Shocktrooper: needs some help with something.
Electricshadow: Yeah, I got stuff I need to do too. Gotta get myself settled down.
Shocktrooper: oh btw KL told me to tell u all to check your bank stuff in five hours.
Shocktrooper: KL had a word with RK.
Shocktrooper: RK’s great.
Shocktrooper: Anyway, g2g now.
Shocktrooper: bai
Shocktrooper is offline.
Electricshadow: It’s so weird that I can see Skyan Teekay outside wandering off to talk to his girlfriend.
Electricshadow: Sorry, wife.
Loopblade-5: We should do something for their anniversary.
Loopblade-2 is now online.
Loopblade-2: We should get some of that gold vodka that the Great Blades bought when the Crystal Doom blew up and all meet at the Thantir’s base.
Loopblade-2: Have ourselves a proper fucking party.
Loopblade-2: Get fucking loaded. Also maybe get some decent weed too. And buy a bunch of stupid sex toys for them both as a stupid gift.
Loopblade-2: Go fucking insane.
Loopblade-2: Would be fucking hilarious.
Loopblade-4: Where the fuck have you been this entire fucking conversation?
Loopblade-2: Working and covering for you four’s asses.
Electricshadow: Honestly, I’m with you. We should do what you said.
Telecharm: I’m already arranging time off.
Loopblade-2: Fuck yeah.
Loopblade-2: It’s gonna be fucking awesome.
Loopblade-2: Anyway, toodles, still got work to do.
Loopblade-2 is now offline.