Loopblade-6: How is everyone?
Loopblade-2: Fuck off.
Telecharm: That’s rude.
Shocktrooper: that’s fuckin rude, m8
Loopblade-2: We’re all aware that Six ditched us.
Shocktrooper: KT didn’t ditch u
Shocktrooper: u treated KT like cold piss
Shocktrooper: no fucking wonder he wanted to fuckin leave
Loopblade-2: You can fuck off too, Skyan Teekay.
Loopblade-2: Fucking write normally.
Shocktrooper: fuck u
Shocktrooper: i write how I want.
Electricshadow: *someone* woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Loopblade-5: Nah, Two is a prick most of the time.
Loopblade-5: How are you guys? Haven’t really heard from you all since your wedding, Skyan Teekay.
Shocktrooper: things have been gr8
Shocktrooper: i’m happy as fuck, at least.
Shocktrooper: ES, how r u?
Electricshadow: Me?
Shocktrooper: yeah u
Shocktrooper: we kinda stole one of ur alsyr
Electricshadow: Wait… I just put shit together. You Thantir guys, that’s the sect that Dawnbreaker recently joined.
Shocktrooper: ye
Shocktrooper: ΨΞ is way happier now
Shocktrooper: super happy
Electricshadow: I don’t fucking blame him. Most of the Alsyr treat me right because I’m a medic. Dawnbreaker was just a purger. A really good one, but I don’t know why people kept on giving him shit when they left me alone.
Electricshadow: We’re not the same species though.
Shocktrooper: what species r u?
Electricshadow: As far as I’m aware, I’m a Ksar. Similarly shaped to Dawnbreaker’s ‘Skyavok’ species but I’m a lot heavier since my plating is nearly metallic and my skin is far thicker. There’s not much actually inside me or anything though.
Electricshadow: Speaking of which
Electricshadow: I heard that Deathbringer, one of the Missing, is alive again or something? Pretty sure someone Dawnbreaker-shaped convinced the up tops to let Dawnbreaker leave.
Loopblade-6: Basically.
Loopblade-6: He’s kinda the same species us Loopblades are.
Loopblade-6: Except, like, way hotter.
Shocktrooper: ye, he hot
Shocktrooper: not as hot as my wife though
Electricshadow: I legit forgot that you are legally married, Skyan Teekay.
Electricshadow: I also forgot to say congratulations.
Shocktrooper: nw, we cool, thnx
Electricshadow: Is Unender a different species to you?
Shocktrooper: ye
Shocktrooper: LK is an old-universe rethavok
Shocktrooper: which is different from me and the LBs.
Electricshadow: And what species are the Loopblades?
Loopblade-5: We’re Threan-type Retha
Loopblade-6: I wonder if Electricshadow Teekay is like, a proto-Threan-type Retha or something.
Electricshadow: I doubt it. Dawnbreaker and I were quite different. I’m also not like the Beh’evok which wander around here. They did used to call Dawnbreaker a Beh’ena though.
Shocktrooper: ΨΞ fuckin hates being called a beh’ena
Shocktrooper: he’s the same species as me.
Shocktrooper: almost as much as a dick as his bro ΕΞ
Loopblade-4: How is our boyfriend by the way?
Loopblade-6: He’s not our boyfriend.
Loopblade-3: I still don’t get how he looks so much like him though.
Shocktrooper: we dunno either. its kinda creepy.
Loopblade-2: Six is still a cunt for taking Eksi away from us.
Shocktrooper: dude he aint ur old boyfriend
Shocktrooper: he’s a skyan like me
Telecharm: I assume this conversation happens a lot.
Loopblade-6: In this chat? Yep.
Loopblade-5: What about our ex? Is he alright? He’s alive now, right?
Loopblade-6: Yeah. He’s here and safe and all that.
Shocktrooper: RK is chill
Shocktrooper: KT is helping RK with his ship
Shocktrooper: RK is making the thantir 2 into a party ship after he bought a ship for vikalos
Loopblade-2: Oh, so you’re having fun are you, Six?
Loopblade-3: Dude, Two, chill. You’re making the rest of us Loopblades look more cuntish than usual.
Loopblade-2: Six here left us and took the guy who looks like our boyfriend with him!
Telecharm: Am I the only one of us that married Eksi?
Loopblade-6: I think so.
Loopblade-6: Same way less and less people died with every loop, our relationship with Eksi changed too.
Loopblade-1: Well… yeah… Eksi and I were kinda just… in the stage where we were happy and dating and nothing more. Telecharm, you bound yourself to him, I guess.
Loopblade-5: Was the wedding nice, at least?
Telecharm: It was, actually. I don’t remember that much about it though, sadly.
Loopblade-6: Speaking of weddings, did we tell you that Kuta and Ret are getting married?
Loopblade-3: Who the hell are Kuta and Ret?
Shocktrooper: our newest members lol
Shocktrooper: kuta is litvir’s twin
Shocktrooper: not identical
Loopblade-6: They’re among the Thantir’s newest members. The new team of eight we sent to do a Decay Lord trial.
Electricshadow: Hang on, are four of them the weird half amalgam mimic thingies?
Loopblade-3: The ones you sent alongside a Time Drake and a baby Voidborn?
Loopblade-6: Yeah.
Loopblade-2: It’s fucking blasphemous that you accepted a fucking Voidborn into the Thantir.
Shocktrooper: dude stop being a cunt, phovoula is fine and a good girl
Loopblade-2: A fucking female baby Voidborn?
Loopblade-1: Two, you… kinda forgot that Veekay was half Voidborn.
Shocktrooper: ur VK is still alive btw
Shocktrooper: he does corruption purges in the ventra expanse
Loopblade-1: That… that is weird.
Telecharm: Is Veekay a proper Voidborn now then? Since he escaped our universe?
Shocktrooper: ye
Shocktrooper: nice guy too
Loopblade-6: Yeah, Veekay kinda chilled out and accepted his fate that he’s now a Voidborn, but he’s a Voidborn doing decent things. Same way Phovoula is.
Loopblade-1: Oh. Alright.
Loopblade-5: So are you all going to have another wedding?
Loopblade-4: One where you won’t accidentally make a punch that’s also an aphrodisiac?
Shocktrooper: idk yet
Shocktrooper: kuta and ret are rethavok
Loopblade-5: Is “ret” short for something?
Shocktrooper: lol yeah
Shocktrooper: ret’s actual name is retvik
Shocktrooper: he calls himself ret so we dont get confused.
Shocktrooper: second sweetest rethan i’ve ever met after my wife
Shocktrooper: they will probably have a small private wedding though
Loopblade-1: To be fair, you did invite us because we’re all called Teekay.
Loopblade-5: It was fun though. Would love to come by and visit again.
Loopblade-6: We’ll let you know if anything happens.
Loopblade-1: I appreciate that.
Telecharm: Also, we should keep in touch more. You guys are all cool.
Electricshadow: Oh totally. We should also just meet in the middle some day, for drinks or whatever.
Telecharm: I’d love that. Where’s the best place to meet?
Loopblade-5: Probably somewhere in the middle. Like a Life Goddess oasis or something.
Electricshadow: Ah.
Electricshadow: Sorry to cut things short, I need to go now.
Telecharm: Oh darn, me too.
Shocktrooper: nw guys, we’ll plan something some other time.
Electricshadow: No worries, stay safe, folks.
Electricshadow is now offline.