Two Many Teekays

Loopblade-6: How is everyone?

Loopblade-2: Fuck off.

Telecharm: That’s rude.

Shocktrooper: that’s fuckin rude, m8

Loopblade-2: We’re all aware that Six ditched us.

Shocktrooper: KT didn’t ditch u

Shocktrooper: u treated KT like cold piss

Shocktrooper: no fucking wonder he wanted to fuckin leave

Loopblade-2: You can fuck off too, Skyan Teekay.

Loopblade-2: Fucking write normally.

Shocktrooper: fuck u

Shocktrooper: i write how I want.

Electricshadow: *someone* woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

Loopblade-5: Nah, Two is a prick most of the time.

Loopblade-5: How are you guys? Haven’t really heard from you all since your wedding, Skyan Teekay.

Shocktrooper: things have been gr8

Shocktrooper: i’m happy as fuck, at least.

Shocktrooper: ES, how r u?

Electricshadow: Me?

Shocktrooper: yeah u

Shocktrooper: we kinda stole one of ur alsyr

Electricshadow: Wait… I just put shit together. You Thantir guys, that’s the sect that Dawnbreaker recently joined.

Shocktrooper: ye

Shocktrooper: ΨΞ is way happier now

Shocktrooper: super happy

Electricshadow: I don’t fucking blame him. Most of the Alsyr treat me right because I’m a medic. Dawnbreaker was just a purger. A really good one, but I don’t know why people kept on giving him shit when they left me alone.

Electricshadow: We’re not the same species though.

Shocktrooper: what species r u?

Electricshadow: As far as I’m aware, I’m a Ksar. Similarly shaped to Dawnbreaker’s ‘Skyavok’ species but I’m a lot heavier since my plating is nearly metallic and my skin is far thicker. There’s not much actually inside me or anything though.

Electricshadow: Speaking of which

Electricshadow: I heard that Deathbringer, one of the Missing, is alive again or something? Pretty sure someone Dawnbreaker-shaped convinced the up tops to let Dawnbreaker leave.

Loopblade-6: Basically.

Loopblade-6: He’s kinda the same species us Loopblades are.

Loopblade-6: Except, like, way hotter.

Shocktrooper: ye, he hot

Shocktrooper: not as hot as my wife though

Electricshadow: I legit forgot that you are legally married, Skyan Teekay.

Electricshadow: I also forgot to say congratulations.

Shocktrooper: nw, we cool, thnx

Electricshadow: Is Unender a different species to you?

Shocktrooper: ye

Shocktrooper: LK is an old-universe rethavok

Shocktrooper: which is different from me and the LBs.

Electricshadow: And what species are the Loopblades?

Loopblade-5: We’re Threan-type Retha

Loopblade-6: I wonder if Electricshadow Teekay is like, a proto-Threan-type Retha or something.

Electricshadow: I doubt it. Dawnbreaker and I were quite different. I’m also not like the Beh’evok which wander around here. They did used to call Dawnbreaker a Beh’ena though.

Shocktrooper: ΨΞ fuckin hates being called a beh’ena

Shocktrooper: he’s the same species as me.

Shocktrooper: almost as much as a dick as his bro ΕΞ

Loopblade-4: How is our boyfriend by the way?

Loopblade-6: He’s not our boyfriend.

Loopblade-3: I still don’t get how he looks so much like him though.

Shocktrooper: we dunno either. its kinda creepy.

Loopblade-2: Six is still a cunt for taking Eksi away from us.

Shocktrooper: dude he aint ur old boyfriend

Shocktrooper: he’s a skyan like me

Telecharm: I assume this conversation happens a lot.

Loopblade-6: In this chat? Yep.

Loopblade-5: What about our ex? Is he alright? He’s alive now, right?

Loopblade-6: Yeah. He’s here and safe and all that.

Shocktrooper: RK is chill

Shocktrooper: KT is helping RK with his ship

Shocktrooper: RK is making the thantir 2 into a party ship after he bought a ship for vikalos

Loopblade-2: Oh, so you’re having fun are you, Six?

Loopblade-3: Dude, Two, chill. You’re making the rest of us Loopblades look more cuntish than usual.

Loopblade-2: Six here left us and took the guy who looks like our boyfriend with him!

Telecharm: Am I the only one of us that married Eksi?

Loopblade-6: I think so.

Loopblade-6: Same way less and less people died with every loop, our relationship with Eksi changed too.

Loopblade-1: Well… yeah… Eksi and I were kinda just… in the stage where we were happy and dating and nothing more. Telecharm, you bound yourself to him, I guess.

Loopblade-5: Was the wedding nice, at least?

Telecharm: It was, actually. I don’t remember that much about it though, sadly.

Loopblade-6: Speaking of weddings, did we tell you that Kuta and Ret are getting married?

Loopblade-3: Who the hell are Kuta and Ret?

Shocktrooper: our newest members lol

Shocktrooper: kuta is litvir’s twin

Shocktrooper: not identical

Loopblade-6: They’re among the Thantir’s newest members. The new team of eight we sent to do a Decay Lord trial.

Electricshadow: Hang on, are four of them the weird half amalgam mimic thingies?

Loopblade-3: The ones you sent alongside a Time Drake and a baby Voidborn?

Loopblade-6: Yeah.

Loopblade-2: It’s fucking blasphemous that you accepted a fucking Voidborn into the Thantir.

Shocktrooper: dude stop being a cunt, phovoula is fine and a good girl

Loopblade-2: A fucking female baby Voidborn?

Loopblade-1: Two, you… kinda forgot that Veekay was half Voidborn.

Shocktrooper: ur VK is still alive btw

Shocktrooper: he does corruption purges in the ventra expanse

Loopblade-1: That… that is weird.

Telecharm: Is Veekay a proper Voidborn now then? Since he escaped our universe?

Shocktrooper: ye

Shocktrooper: nice guy too

Loopblade-6: Yeah, Veekay kinda chilled out and accepted his fate that he’s now a Voidborn, but he’s a Voidborn doing decent things. Same way Phovoula is.

Loopblade-1: Oh. Alright.

Loopblade-5: So are you all going to have another wedding?

Loopblade-4: One where you won’t accidentally make a punch that’s also an aphrodisiac?

Shocktrooper: idk yet

Shocktrooper: kuta and ret are rethavok

Loopblade-5: Is “ret” short for something?

Shocktrooper: lol yeah

Shocktrooper: ret’s actual name is retvik

Shocktrooper: he calls himself ret so we dont get confused.

Shocktrooper: second sweetest rethan i’ve ever met after my wife

Shocktrooper: they will probably have a small private wedding though

Loopblade-1: To be fair, you did invite us because we’re all called Teekay.

Loopblade-5: It was fun though. Would love to come by and visit again.

Loopblade-6: We’ll let you know if anything happens.

Loopblade-1: I appreciate that.

Telecharm: Also, we should keep in touch more. You guys are all cool.

Electricshadow: Oh totally. We should also just meet in the middle some day, for drinks or whatever.

Telecharm: I’d love that. Where’s the best place to meet?

Loopblade-5: Probably somewhere in the middle. Like a Life Goddess oasis or something.

Electricshadow: Ah.

Electricshadow: Sorry to cut things short, I need to go now.

Telecharm: Oh darn, me too.

Shocktrooper: nw guys, we’ll plan something some other time.

Electricshadow: No worries, stay safe, folks.

Electricshadow is now offline.