No Longer a Newbie

“Hey, Volt! It’s been a while!” Frost waved as he left the hangar and entered the Larunda Concourse. “Sorry I’ve not been around. Been busy… sleeping… and stuff…” Volt waved back, but Frost could tell he was a bit distracted. He was standing by a Ducat Kiosk, clearly going through his inventory. “It’s not a … Read more

A Happy Breeze for a Death God

“… Yeah, I don’t know when I’ll be back. Hopefully soon. But I doubt it. You know how universal deities are… I will… Don’t worry… Love you too… Bye…” Psiksi closed his communicator and stared at the doorway in front of him. In his hand was a silver tea strainer, stolen from Tenuk and used … Read more

Failed Temptations

“So, what can we get you?” Psiksi leaned on the table next to the Lord of Death, smiling eerily. Tenuk sat opposite them, keeping an eye on them both, praying that the young Skyavok did nothing to piss off a being who controlled the fate of the universe. “A lot of things.” “Like what? Respect? … Read more

Angering Death

“Thank you for coming with me, Psiksi…” Tenuk huffed and heaved as he and the little Skyavok climbed the stairs. “You really think I was going to let you go to Death’s home on your own? In the state you’re in?” Psiksi asked. “Really? Also why are we using this door up here with your … Read more

Tummy Issues

“There are lumps in my stomach and they are not going away…” Retvik moaned as he stumbled across the living room and threw himself into the first comfy thing he could see. More moans could be heard from upstairs, where his partner Gath was desperately trying to sleep. Elksia sat on a stool in the … Read more

Theories of Infinite Lives

How many times have you been in near-death situations? Hopefully none. Hopefully you’ve never seen your life flash before your eyes. But there’s always been that case where you’ve stepped off the curb and nearly been clipped by a speeding vehicle, or you slip while going down the stairs and manage to catch yourself. Little … Read more

Attraction at Graduation

“Not everything you do has to be related to work!” Rethais had said. “Sometimes you need to go to these events for fun.” Well, Elkay was not having fun. There were lots of Rethan Generals here and they all wanted to talk about either work or their hobbies and Elkay was interested in neither of … Read more

Corrupting Voices

“GO AWAY!” Arkadin shouted, but nothing replied, his voice echoing across the vally. He didn’t expect an answer anyway. “Just fucking shut up already…” Still no reply. But Arkadin didn’t want one. He just wanted the murmurs in his mind to leave him alone. There had always been whispers in the back of Arkadin’s head. … Read more

Chats Over Coffee

The Cold Critter Cafe was a small Vrekan bar run by an otherwise retired, elderly Vrekan called Calliark. Calliark had been an adventurer and spy in his youth, having taken hundreds of different forms and personas. When he retired, he needed something to keep himself busy. Most of his customers were like him. People lost … Read more

Returning Home

The door creaked open, echoing through the otherwise silent house. The lights were all off except for one on the clock in the kitchen space. Psiksi tutted as he entered. He’d been meaning to grease the door hinges ages ago, but he’d never gotten around to it. His recent adventures with the Dessaron had dragged … Read more

Sleepy Thoughts of an Allbirther

Yisini patted the head of the closest Temthan. It had been yet another night of orgies and sleeping, and Yisini was still deeply enjoying all of this worship. “Yes, my Goddess?” The Temthan looked up at her, drool dripping from her mouth. “Did you want something?” It took a moment for Yisini to remember the … Read more

Attack of the Time Sucker

Kairos took shelter behind a smashed pillar, wrapping his wings around his bruised body. A weak time-shield was stopping the majority of flaming death balls from hitting him, but he couldn’t hold it for long. That burst of blinding light would wear off at some point and the monster would most likely attack him. Peering … Read more

Cookies with Death

“Has to be both…” The Lord of Death inspected the two objects in front of him. One was a bag of finely ground white crystals, the other was a golden bronze mush. “White and brown sugar?” Kohra asked. “Yep. White and brown.” “Why?” Arkadin looked at the bags again. “Why not?” “I was always told … Read more

Twisting Rules and Plans

“Your plan isn’t working, Kairos!” Yisini yelled as she slithered into the oversized temple. The floor was made of gold tiles, and it amused Yisini how she was ruining them with her slimy scales. To the left and right, in between pillars with sapphires embedded in them, were various statues of dragons in powerful poses. … Read more

Missed Political Opportunities

“Sit.” Psiksi immediately did as he was told, trying to ignore the bland, empty surroundings. Nothing but grey walls, a grey table, two grey chairs, some grey sheets of paper and a grey door. “You’re angry.” “I am, Psiksi.” “Because of the Dessaron or the fact I was late returning home?” Arksi paced up and … Read more