Silverbolt: So, Skyan Teekay, what did you want to ask of me?
Shocktrooper: u lonely?
Silverbolt: That is a pretty personal question.
Shocktrooper: u r tho
Silverbolt: I mean… I’m a Teliavok, gazillions of miles away from Home. I chose that, but…
Silverbolt: Yeah. I’m lonely.
Shocktrooper: u want some help
Silverbolt: What are you implying?
Shocktrooper: i know a guy
Shocktrooper: i think i can help
Shocktrooper: do u want help
Silverbolt: Are you trying to matchmake me?
Shocktrooper: ye
Shocktrooper: coz u seem lonely
Silverbolt: I am.
Silverbolt: Sometimes I crave the familiarity of my own kind.
Silverbolt: I can guess what you’re doing though.
Silverbolt: Like, you other Teekays, it was great meeting you, but you’re all kinda small.
Shocktrooper: ur the same size as my wife
Silverbolt: I… I don’t remember meeting your wife?
Shocktrooper: u were drunk lol
Shocktrooper: we all were
Shocktrooper: lk was keepin an eye on us
Silverbolt: I guess.
Silverbolt: But, like, there’s no one out here like me. They’re all like you, or they’re gigantic Beh’evok.
Shocktrooper: dont u worry
Shocktrooper: i know peeps
Shocktrooper: i know a peep ull love
Shocktrooper: u willin 2 let me help
Silverbolt: Uh…
Silverbolt: Alright, fine.
Silverbolt: I haven’t got anything to lose.
Shocktrooper: cool
Shocktrooper: put on ur nice shit
Shocktrooper: c u at the weddin
…
Loopblade-6: Alright so Skyan Teekay has a plan.
Loopblade-1: Yeah he told me.
Loopblade-5: He called it the M2TKF plan and I can’t work out what that means.
Loopblade-6: “Make Two Teekays Fuck”.
Loopblade-5: Oh.
Loopblade-4: That’s why you came back to our private chat.
Loopblade-4: You don’t want the other Teekays knowing.
Loopblade-4: And we’re all the same person and would never fuck each other.
Loopblade-5: Ugh
Loopblade-5: Fucking considered it during the depressed/horny epidemic.
Loopblade-3: I’m amazed you got that close to the device.
Loopblade-5: I very nearly asked Souldrainer to fuck me.
Loopblade-5: Like, I was inches away from just masturbating in front of a psionic vampire.
Loopblade-5: And he was just… unaffected by the damn thing, just dislodged it and made it fuck off.
Loopblade-5: In all honesty? I… I sometimes fantasize about Souldrainer. Since that day.
Loopblade-1: He’d snap you in half.
Loopblade-6: He routinely sleeps with Arkay.
Loopblade-1: Yes but our ex is fucked up.
Loopblade-6: He’s also slept with Skyans.
Loopblade-3: What
Loopblade-6: Eksi admitted it.
Loopblade-1: Still hate you for getting under not-our-Eksi’s loincloth on the regular.
Loopblade-6: Come on, he slept with every single one of us when the Thantir stayed with the Phantai.
Loopblade-6: Where is Two by the way?
Loopblade-2 is now online.
Loopblade-2: Covering for you picks.
Loopblade-2 is now offline.
Loopblade-6: Ah.
Loopblade-6: That kinda used to be my job.
Loopblade-6: Wait, Two is here, why is he working?
Loopblade-1: Remote work.
Loopblade-6: Does he not switch off? You guys booked this time off.
Loopblade-5: Two has things about not working and always has to work.
Loopblade-1: We all process guilt in different ways.
Loopblade-6: Oh. Fair.
Loopblade-5: Anyway…
Loopblade-5: Who is going to get fucked?
Loopblade-5: I’m gonna guess maybe Shocktrooper and Electricshadow?
Loopblade-1: Shocktrooper is married.
Loopblade-1: He doesn’t fucking stop going on about it.
Loopblade-4: What about the other Teliavok in our chat?
Loopblade-3: Shimmershock said he wasn’t coming to the wedding.
Loopblade-6: He wants to meet though.
Loopblade-6: But the logistics of someone travelling without using teleporter tech or portal tech is awkward.
Loopblade-6 has sent an attachment – loltheyfreaked.jpg
Loopblade-1: That’s not a photo you took.
Loopblade-6: Skyan Teekay took it.
Loopblade-6: We met them both separately, but Skyan Teekay thinks it could work.
Loopblade-3: What about that Shadowshock guy?
Loopblade-1: Fuck him.
Loopblade-4: Fuck him.
Loopblade-5: Fuck him.
Loopblade-6: Fuck him.
Loopblade-3: You all sent the same message at the same time.
Loopblade-6: Yeah because fuck him.
Loopblade-6: He’s privileged. He lives alongside his own species. Most folks out here, they’re either the last survivors of a dead universe or the local uplifted race which has their own problems.
Loopblade-6: I mean, you’ve seen the state of the Beh’ens around here.
Loopblade-3: Yeah, true.
Loopblade-3: So… we’re getting those two together?
Loopblade-6: Yeah.
Loopblade-6: But we’re supposed to keep it secret for some reason.
Loopblade-6: Skyan Teekay says that these guys probably won’t appreciate being matchmade.
Loopblade-6: Or at least, some vok don’t like it.
Loopblade-5: Fair enough.
Loopblade-3: Do we have to do anything?
Loopblade-6: Skyan Teekay just asks for us to keep things on the down low and keep things casual.
Loopblade-1: We can do that.
Loopblade-6: Cool.
…
Shocktrooper: so u comin
Arcbearer: I am, yes.
Arcbearer: Mimicblade is bringing me. I am designated flyer.
Shocktrooper: u can drink
Shocktrooper: we got beds
Shocktrooper: gonna be a long party
Shocktrooper: like me and babes wedding
Shocktrooper: we drank for a day
Shocktrooper: was awesome
Arcbearer: I am not much of a drinker.
Shocktrooper: its fine
Shocktrooper: just wanna make sure of somethin
Arcbearer: What do you mean?
Shocktrooper: make sure u wear good armour
Arcbearer: Why?
Arcbearer: I mean, I was going to wear my set of nice armour anyway, but you are rather insistent.
Arcbearer: Are you… plotting something?
Shocktrooper: nah
Shocktrooper: just wanna make sure
Shocktrooper: my wife thinks ud look good in good armour
Arcbearer: General Elkay thinks I am attractive?
Shocktrooper: ye duh
Shocktrooper: other peeps think u look good 2
Shocktrooper: so just sayin
Shocktrooper: make urself look nice
Arcbearer: Um…
Arcbearer: I… I guess…
Arcbearer: Very well.
Arcbearer: Do I need to bring a gift?
Shocktrooper: lolno
Shocktrooper: just bring urself
Shocktrooper: and a drink if u want
Arcbearer: Very well.
Arcbearer: I have work to do now, so I must leave.
Shocktrooper: cool have a good 1
Arcbearer: You too. Thank you.
Arcbearer is now offline.
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Shocktrooper: the m2tkf plan is in motion lol
Telecharm: What?
Loopblade-6: Don’t ask.
Shocktrooper: ull see
Shocktrooper: gonna be awesome
Shocktrooper: gonna be the best
Telecharm: If you say so, Skyan Teekay.
Shocktrooper: u got a problem?
Telecharm: Ship’s delayed.
Shocktrooper: ah piss
Shocktrooper: hit us up if u need a pickup.
Telecharm: I should be fine. It’s only a 2 hour delay.
Shocktrooper: ah oh well
Telecharm: It’s fine. See you soon!
Shocktrooper: see u soon
Telecharm is now offline.