Telecharm has added Shadowshock to the chat.
Telecharm has added Shieldamp to the chat.
Shieldamp is now online.
Shieldamp: Um, I don’t think I’m supposed to be in this chat. I’m not a Teekay.
Telecharm: Aren’t your initials TK?
Shieldamp: No, my initials would be KWT. Or maybe KT since none of us use the Wehl- part of our names.
Telecharm: Oh. My bad. Do you know any other Teekays?
Shieldamp: There were these other Cleanser-shaped guys at Deathven that we saw when we were there briefly, maybe one of them was? But I never got their code name.
Telecharm: Ah, shame.
Shieldamp: Anyway, I’m going to take my leave. Enjoy your chat, Teekays!
Shieldamp has left the chat.
Shocktrooper is now online.
Shocktrooper: oi u coulda just asked me about tah
Telecharm: I was pretty sure he was a Teekay in some way.
Shocktrooper: literally am in this chat
Shocktrooper: he literally has a room 5 doors down
Shocktrooper: literally help him all the time with ship stuff
Shocktrooper: coulda asked me
Telecharm: My bad.
Telecharm: Still, I managed to add another Teekay, I think.
Loopblade-1 is now online.
Loopblade-1: I think you are obsessing with this a little too much, Seven.
Telecharm: Please don’t call me that. I’m not a Loopblade.
Loopblade-1: Sorry.
Loopblade-1: But seriously, you keep on finding all these folks called Teekay.
Telecharm: I think there’s something behind it. Like, there’s seven of us from one universe, and another Teekay from the universe that directly followed it. And that’s just the tip. Why do we ALL have electric powers in some way, why are almost all of us silver and orange, and the only non-orange person is silver and red? And ALL of us are Threanic in some way.
Loopblade-1: Mate, there’s three different Retviks and two of them are members of the Thantir. There’s copies all over the place.
Telecharm: Yeah, sure, but despite having the same name, there’s a MASSIVE difference between Lightbearer and Flamebearer, and they exist because of Time Drake stuff. Kairos made the three Retviks we all know come into existence.
Shocktrooper: kairos huh?
Shocktrooper: um
Shocktrooper: i aint supposed to talking yet but
Shocktrooper: apparently kairos is ded
Shocktrooper: my babe told me
Shocktrooper: he got killed by a bunch of people called elkay
Shocktrooper: my elkay, elkay-en, kayel (his name used to be elkay), some newuni skyavok called elkay and ret’s little sibling who kairos altered time for so that theyd not be called elkay
Shocktrooper: my babe says they had to kill him
Shocktrooper: don’t tell any1 tho
Shocktrooper: kairos corrupted himself
Telecharm: What the actual fuck.
Loopblade-1: You’re saying that the cunt that trapped our universe in a loop and caused seven Teekays to exist…
Loopblade-1: He…
Loopblade-1: He’s dead?
Shocktrooper: apparently
Shocktrooper: babe says he and kl and litty will tell us when theyre back
Shimmershock is now online.
Shimmershock: Alright I see new people, let me read back chat…
Shimmershock: Who is Kairos and should I be concerned?
Shimmershock: Also who is Litty?
Shocktrooper: litvir, one of the bosses
Shocktrooper: rk’s boyfriend
Shocktrooper: kairos was the time god in our universes
Shimmershock: He worked in multiple universes I assume?
Loopblade-1: Yeah.
Loopblade-1: Hang on, where are the other Loops?
Loopblade-6 is now online.
Loopblade-6: Skyan Teekay, gonna need you in about an hour, we got a Phantai ship coming in.
Shocktrooper: another dumb voidborn in the engine?
Loopblade-6: Yeah. No rush though.
Loopblade-6: What we talking about?
Loopblade-1: Kairos.
Loopblade-6: Oh…
Loopblade-6: Skyan Teekay told you…
Loopblade-6: To be honest, I’m… not that surprised.
Loopblade-6: According to Arksi, Kairos was a bit of a bastard. But not as much of a bastard as Kinisis or Stasis, according to Arkay and Veekay.
Shimmershock: How many universes did he work in?
Shocktrooper: according to babe
Shocktrooper: 5
Shimmershock: That’s actually a lot for one Time Drake. He must have been ancient.
Shimmershock: And really fucking stupid if Corruption took him out.
Loopbalde-6: He’s the reason there’s six Loopblades and one Telecharm.
Shimmershock: So really fucking stupid.
Shimmershock: Anyway, I have news.
Shadowshock is now online.
Shadowshock: Alright what in the ever loving fuck is this chat.
Shadowshock: I constantly get invites to the Too Many Teliavok groups and this one looks like another fucking one.
Shadowshock: Hang on, I misread the chat name.
Shadowshock: This is Too Many Teekays.
Shadowshock: If you’re all called Teekay, I’ll guzzle liquorice.
Shimmershock: Better grab some anti-diarrhoea tablets then.
Shadowshock: …
Shadowshock: Fuck.
Shocktrooper: u allergic to whatever the fuck liquorice is?
Shadowshock: Yeah, most Teliavok are.
Shimmershock: Gives us the shits. It’s fine for me, I’m with the Pentathax, none of them are beings who consume it or sweets in general.
Shadowshock: The Kenosporon Glycyrrhiza glabra, common name Void Liquorice, grows all over the eniapent that many Teliavok come from. Voidborns use it to keep us away.
Shocktrooper: never heard of it
Shocktrooper: kinda wanna slip some in some1s drink or whatev to see what happens
Shadowshock: So what species are you? You ain’t Teliavok, clearly.
Shocktrooper: buncha similar species
Loopblade-1: Hang on, you Teliavok have anuses?
Shadowshock: What. The. Fuck. Do. You. Mean. By. That?
Shimmershock: They’re not Teliavok, they’re Vokaic beings from a really long way away, so they have weird biology.
Shimmershock: Anyway can I say what I wanted to say for ages now?
Loopblade-6: Sure.
Shimmershock: I’m getting transferred.
Shimmershock: Pentathax are moving me from main purge duties in Kentarasa to a patrol duty in Patagenic.
Shimmershock: Along the Kinigian Wilderness and what is apparently called Kontophtharospitesio, which is the border between Patagenic and the hell hole.
Shimmershock: So I’ll be close.
Shimmershock: And after 2 evs, I get solid leave.
Shocktrooper: solid leave?
Loopblade-1: It’s what non-Patagenic folks call when they have free time not on their flag ships. We call it shore leave or flag leave.
Shocktrooper: oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Shocktrooper: u can come meet us!
Shocktrooper: or we come meet u!
Shimmershock: That’s the plan!
Shadowshock: Hang on, Shimmershock, you’re a Teliavok and you’re not home?
Shimmershock: There’s lots of Teliavok that don’t live in the homelands!
Shimmershock: I’m happy with the Pentathax.
Shadowshock: Must be lonely.
Shimmershock: Eh, a bit, but I had zero luck back home anyway. I’m shorter than normal and not perfect enough.
Shocktrooper: idunno mate u seem perfectly fine to us
Loopblade-6: We’ll find out when we meet you in person!
Loopblade-1: Exactly. Let us know when you’ve got exact dates, and I’ll bring the rest of the Loopblades along.
Telecharm: Wish I could make it, but… things are still bumpy with me.
Telecharm: Plus, Skyan Teekay suggested the Thantir might be doing a big thing in 9th 4-Ev so I want to save my holiday time for that.
Shimmershock: Well, depending on how this meeting goes, we might see each other more than once!
Shimmershock: I’ll keep you posted, but I also gotta head back to work now.
Loopblade-6: No worries, mate. Me and Shocktrooper gotta go too.
Shocktrooper: l8r bitches
Loopblade-1: See ya.
Shocktrooper is now offline.
Loopblade-6 is now offline.
Shimmershock is now offline.
Shadowshock: Damn, you’re all weird.
Loopblade-1: You get used to it.