Adventures in Time, Space, Life and Death
“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK A NEW LEADER!” Rethais fell backwards, collapsing in a heap of of wood, fake leather and bits of chair behind his desk. Everything had been utterly silent and almost peaceful, up until the moment the massive, purple serpentine being had forced her way into Rethais’s small office. “We, uh, have … Read more
“Arkay, may I ask you a question?” Arkay was minding his own business, swapping between watching a video and keeping an eye on the autopilot, when Retvik decided to interrupt the peace and quiet. Not wanting to seem mean though, Arkay glanced up and nodded. “What’s up?” “I…” Retvik stuttered then frowned. “I wanted to … Read more
Rakk Stugg grunted as he slammed his fist into the ever-growing pile of smashed alarm clocks. Much to his annoyance though, the beeping was still playing. After smashing his armoured gauntlet into the crunchy heap a coupe more times, Rakk realized that, just maybe, the beeping sound was coming from somewhere else in the small, … Read more
Litvir grunted, idly daydreaming, not really paying attention to the world around him. He was supposed to have been watching various scanners and trackers, keeping an eye out for any stray messages or distress signals. But Litvir currently had a lot on his mind right now, too busy worrying about himself. Sometimes, Litvir’s past got … Read more
“So you disguised as… the one Rethan who helped me kill you, so I would not kill you?” Retvik was still very confused. Arkay was waggling his little clawed fingers in front of Retvik’s face, helping him get rid of the Life Goddess’s influence. Most of the fog had cleared from Retvik’s mind, but the … Read more
Calohxaa paused before opening the front door, peering at herself in a little nearby mirror. She was in a bit of a mess, so she took a moment to tidy herself up. A quick brush of her hair, a hasty cleanse of her hands and a little brush down and… wait, what was she doing? … Read more
“Get up! I said get up, you animal!” Galyn grunted as he rolled onto his back, away from the chandelier that had very nearly just fallen on him. Shards of glass coated the cold, stone floor, getting trapped in the various pink shag rugs. This Life Goddess had been throwing Galyn around for at least … Read more
Retvik was struggling. Not only was he not sure where he was going, but he wasn’t sure what he was doing. The very nice Life Goddess that was now his new boss had told him to kill Litvir. But did he want to do that? Not really. Yes, Litvir was a menace to existence, he … Read more
Litvir leaped around a corner as a massive fireball exploded behind him. The flames trickled down across the formerly cold brick wall, before fizzling out completely. On the one hand, Litvir was being chased down by one of the few beings who somewhat liked him. On the other hand though, Litvir was thanking his lucky … Read more
While the castle’s exterior had been rather soft and pink, the interior was far more brutal in design. Cold, grey brick illuminated by dim, pink flames just floating against the walls. At least the floor was rather cosy, consisting of pink, fluffy shag rugs scattered all over the place, in no real order or fashion. … Read more
Tahnahos downed the rest of his drink then leaned back, trying not to let out a burp. Complex carbohydrates always made the Kronospast gassy, and this fine dish of macaroni and cheese was no exception. After managing to let out some of the loose gas from his nostrils, Tahnahos turned to Phovos, who seemed to … Read more
“HELLO DEARIES!” The booming voice echoed louder than the creaking of the heavy castle gate. Galyn had just been about to knock on said gate when it opened up, revealing… well, Galyn wasn’t sure who, but they were huge. And fleshy. “Um, hello there…” Galyn waved weakly, deciding to get straight to the point. “We … Read more
Arkay frowned as he checked over each of the consoles. There were three of them total, but only two of them were active. One was waiting for messages from the rest of his crew, the other showed the slowest progress bar ever. The progress was on the ship’s automatic repair systems, but Arkay needed to … Read more
Litvir hesitated as he stepped out of the ship into this strange, unfamiliar terrain. He had expected his feet to fall straight through the soft, pink clouds, but no, they accepted his weight perfectly. The psionic Decay Lord should have expected that, since his much larger crew mates had stepped out onto the pink clouds … Read more
“Hm, this is unusual…” The Thantir Two had flown through vast amounts of endless void, constant darkness and very little else. Black was the standard colour of the Space Between Universes and, outside of small pockets of civilization, it normally consisted of pretty much nothing, aside from the lone asteroid field or rogue miniature star. … Read more