Adventures in Time, Space, Life and Death
Seimeni’s eyes lit up in awe as she tiptoed across the luxurious oasis, taking in the sights. The floor was made of soft yet solid clouds that tickled the feet as one walked. There were not one but five different swimming pools, two filled with honey and wine, one filled with warm, bubbling water and … Read more
“What happened to signing things like civilized individuals?” Rethais glanced down at the table in front of him. On it were one large sheet of paper, 16 soft, cotton towels and 16 needles, hermetically sealed in plastic. “You would rather just use a pen to sign your name on this?” the purple, serpentine monster behind … Read more
Dear Retvik, No, that’s too… no. Don’t like that. Can I really start a letter to him like that? To Retvik, I’m writing this letter to to explain myself and apologize to you. No, too formal. Dearest Retvik, I want to apologize to you for what I did. I was wrong completely in the wrong. … Read more
“You won’t let us try and fix him?” Kuta protested he and Litvir followed Retvik, who was carrying their fellow unconscious Decay Lord towards their ship. Ahead of them, their boss, Decay Lord Galyn, was waiting for them. “Why can we not try and fix him? Why-” Litvir hissed at Kuta, harshly suggesting that he … Read more
This new landscape was pleasing to Arkidetelos. Blackened, bloodied. Battered. Broken. But most importantly, dying. The entire floating island was to be destroyed and consumed by him, starting with the dead, golden-armoured entities that littered what was once a beach and small forest. However, among the devastation, Arkidetelos saw something moving. Something small and red, … Read more
“We have to stop him…” Retvik muttered as he peered through the large hole where the front door used to be. Outside, a battle was roaring. It was a rather one-sided battle though, with limb pieces being torn off and thrown around all over the place. The Voidborn army that had gathered was now scattered … Read more
“That is… a lot of dark, scary entities…” Kuta peered out of the window from behind the curtain, trying to count the wall of black and gold, antlered Voidborns. They had clearly caught wind of their falling brethren and were now ominously surrounding the small, tropical island, waiting for someone to come out and greet … Read more
Arkay snarled as golden blood dripped down the steps and seeped into the grass. That Voidborn had not been like the previous hopeful, potential boyfriends, not at all. Despite Arkay repeatedly saying that no, no one wanted to date the black and gold Voidborn that smelled weirdly of vanilla, the bastard had decided to get … Read more
“WHERE IS SHE?” The gold-horned, gold-robed, all-round golden demon bashed on the front door of the mansion. It was a Voidborn, and one hat was a little to big to even fit inside the main entrance hall. Yet it demanded the attention of the Life Goddess that supposedly lived there. After a few more loud, … Read more
“Is the big guy not coming?” Arkay glanced back at the ship, the cargo bay doors slamming shut as the engines began to heat up. Within a moment, the ship had blasted off, fading into the distance. “Uh, no, sorry. You wanted three Decay Lords, not four. And you’re already getting an extra Decayling for … Read more
“So, let’s clear all this up, in simple Panglish so we all understand.” The circle of beings all nodded as Aesop wrote things down on the whiteboard. “First, we are listing what we are receiving from the Allbirther…” Aesop scribbled down some numbers, then glanced across the room. It was rather odd, having every being … Read more
“I cannot believe that we are all agreeing to this…” Rethais sighed. He and a handful of other leaders were putting themselves some food at the completely open and magically refilling canteen. While Kohra, the tiny Kronospast leader, was helping himself to way too much ice cream, Agapia and Ver, the Temthan Empress and Vrekan … Read more
Arkay wasn’t feeling right. He was tired and angry and hungry. Mostly the latter two. Arkay’s problems were made worse by the fact that, over the previous week, he and his fellow Decay Lords had run into all sorts of problematic little things. Ship parts randomly breaking down, communications failing randomly, the food and drink … Read more
“I wish I brought a lawyer or two with me…” Kayel muttered as he re-read a paragraph for the seventh time. His mutterings were met with much agreement from the heavily built Rethavok on one side, the beaked Vrekan on the other and the slender-bodied, robed Cassid sitting in front of him. “I AM a … Read more
“Things are too good right now.” Litvir looked up from his bowl of meaty stew to where Arkay was standing. He was in the middle of making himself a sandwich, but seemed to have just frozen in place. However, the emotions emanating from the little Decay Lord were anything but still. “Arkay, is something wrong?” … Read more