Weird Ekthrisian Requests

Mimicblade: Hey kiddo, you busy? Deathbringer: Not really. Deathbringer: Just finished talking to some cool stone guy with a missing finger, he kept on calling me kiddo as well. Mimicblade: What? Deathbringer: I’m at a water park right now with my babes. I swear, Litvir’s been down this same slide like five times now, and … Read more

Naked Meal

“I have a query…” Retvik glanced up from his meal to see who had spoken to him. It clearly wasn’t Arkay, because Arkay was stuffing his face. Litvir though was busy peeling some sort of shellfish and putting each peeled specimen in a pile before he ate anything. “A query?” Retvik replied as he looked … Read more

Water Hotel

“This… is not the hotel I expected…” The Missing had been instructed to wait at a hotel for a bit, since their last mission hadn’t gone as planned. No fault of their own, it was supposed to have been a diplomatic mission, but they’d discovered everyone had been destroyed shortly before they’d arrived. Clearly, the … Read more

Voidborns Not Found

“Are we in the right spot?” Retvik checked over the coordinates, then grunted. “Yes.” “Are you sure?” “Yes.” “May I check?” Retvik grunted some more. “You do not believe me?” Arkay grunted back. “You’re the worst flyer of the three of us. I just want to see with my own eyes.” Retvik grunted even more, … Read more

Justarian Stop

“Is that Justarian ship really flagging us down?” Litvir tutted as he leaned back in his seat. “They are, yeah…” Arkay also tutted. “I’m going to comply though. I don’t want trouble but I do want information.” “I am surprised they are stopping us though! Do they not know that we are on a Deathven … Read more

A Hopefully Brief Mission

“You know what? I was just wondering when you’d suddenly teleport us here and tell us to go on a mission!” Arkay tutted as he, Litvir and Arkay found themselves standing in that familiar darkness. “Hello, my Missing…” Deathven grunted, somewhat ignoring Arkay’s statement. “I actually brought you here to see if you are available … Read more

Bad Dream Talk

Arkay woke up a little too suddenly, claws extended, tail swishing dangerously. Thankfully, he had been in bed alone, right? Clearly not. His tail thwacked quite hard against something, and that something retaliated by wrapping their arms around Arkay. “Shush, my dear, it was just a dream.” It took a moment for Arkay to stop … Read more

Accepted Ally

Arkay glanced at his emails, specifically the last email he had just received. He checked it several times, then checked the clock. Once he was satisfied that enough time had passed, Arkay sent a quick telepathic message to Litvir and Retvik, then closed his eyes, concentrated as hard as he could and, finally, snapped his … Read more

Red Safety

“Hate to drag you away from your quiet time, Elkay, but someone’s got to keep an eye on your husband and his gaggle of fuckwits and eventually fly them home…” Arkay tutted as a rather fancy ship landed next to his own ship. Well, technically, Souldrainer’s Plight was Litvir’s ship, but Litvir said Arkay could … Read more

Litvir Writes a Character

“Hey babe!” Arkay beamed as he popped through a shadow. “Are you still working?” Litvir shrugged as he glanced at his computer, then turned his attention to Arkay. “I am not working, actually.” “Really?” Arkay peered at Litvir’s screen. “Looks like work.” “Well, it is not!” Litvir smiled a little. “I am actually writing for … Read more

Red Progress

“You have made NO PROGRESS!” Deathven stared down Skotadision. The leader of the Deathven-allied Vast Voids had stormed in and started making statements in a rather traditional Voidborn manner. Which was quite odd, because normally Skotadision was a well-behaved and polite person. “I have made no progress in what?” Deathven remained calm, despite the fact … Read more

Wrong Red

“You are worried about what now?” Ret was very confused. Arkay, Litvir and Retvik had suddenly arrived at the Pink Paradise, which Ret was helping with renovations, and they had pulled Ret and Kuta to one side and were asking questions. “Should we be blunt?” Litvir asked. “I think we should just be blunt.” Arkay … Read more

Rainbow Mockery

“Welcome back, my Missing.” Arkay glanced down at himself. He was naked again. He was just about to have a shower. Retvik was dressed, he had been in his office, finishing off some work, but Litvir had been halfway through switching between work armour and sleeping clothes and he only had some of his armour … Read more

Unknown Malaise

Arkay groaned as he rolled over in bed, wiping a little too much saliva from his mouth. Despite having slept, Arkay was still tired. And achy. And nauseous. And he had stomach ache. Basically, Arkay felt absolutely awful, and he really didn’t want to get up. Checking the clock though, Arkay quickly realised he had … Read more

Childish Offers

Shieldbearer: hello arkay are you busy Deathbringer is now online. Deathbringer: Oh, hi Vick! Deathbringer: I’m not that busy. Well, I am, but I can check and reply to messages. What’s up? Shieldbearer: ive been thinking of you since you messaged me Shieldbearer: and made Shieldbearer: the chat with tenuk and elksos Shieldbearer: im kinda … Read more