Twelve Many Teekays

Telecharm: Hm. Quiet chat.

Telecharm: None of you have said much in a while.

Telecharm: Well, apart from Shadowshock, but he’s still muted.

Telecharm: Dunno if we’re still insulting the guy by calling him a virgin though.

Telecharm: But yeah. Quiet chat. None of you have been online.

Loopblade-1 is now online.

Loopblade-1: Well, we’ve been kinda busy.

Loopblade-1: Shimmering Blade doesn’t navigate itself.

Telecharm: What do you mean by that?

Loopblade-1: We’ve been rescanning and going over the area, looking for some… thing…

Telecharm: Again, I don’t do Decay Lord sect stuff, what do you mean by that?

Loopblade-1: Like… the void is fucking big and mostly uncharted. Since us Phantai don’t have much work to do, the up tops have decided we need to upgrade our maps and stuff.

Loopblade-1: We’re also… looking for something specific.

Telecharm: Like what?

Loopblade-1: We’re looking for a location to build a small Life Oasis.

Telecharm: What, like, the way Savepoint is?

Loopblade-1: Basically, yeah.

Loopblade-1: Alright don’t tell anyone but…

Telecharm: Is that wise in this server?

Loopblade-1: Well… fair…

Loopblade-1: But it’s gonna get out eventually.

Loopblade-1: Do you remember seeing our old boss at the big wedding?

Telecharm: Yeah… I didn’t really know he was alive. And he barely recognised us.

Loopblade-1: Also, turns out his dad was literally Kinisis. So he’s a Life Goddess.

Loopblade-1: He kept that secret. Because he’s secretly kinda powerful in a weird way. Can’t make life and stuff, but he’s very anti-Corruption and stuff.

Loopblade-1: According to Arkay, he literally can purge Corruption from himself.

Loopblade-1: But also, he has taken over the Life Oasis that Sini used to run.

Telecharm: Where are we going with this?

Loopblade-1: Alright fine.

Loopblade-1: Turns out, Elkay-En hooked up with someone at the Tattered Three’s wedding.

Telecharm: WHAT

Telecharm: He was always very… anti-romance!

Loopblade-1: He was drunk. And Skyan Teekay made horny punch again and Elkay-En drank a fuckton of it.

Loopblade-1: Loosened him up.

Loopblade-1: And then…

Loopblade-1: Uh…

Loopblade-2 is now online.

Loopblade-2: Bitch get back here we need you right now!”

Loopblade-2 is now offline.

Loopblade-1: Um…

Loopblade-1: Sorry got to go.

Loopblade-1 is now offline.

Telecharm: Fuck.

Telecharm: I’m fucking curious now.

Telecharm: Huh.

Telecharm: I suppose…

Telecharm: @Shocktrooper

Telecharm: Get online.

Shocktrooper is now online.

Shocktrooper: wat

Telecharm: Read chat.

Shocktrooper: 1sec

Shocktrooper: oh that

Shocktrooper: lk-n got a boyfriend

Telecharm: I guessed as much.

Telecharm: Who though? And what does that have to do with whatever the fuck the Loopblades are doing?

Shocktrooper: lk-n is fucking voidblade

Telecharm: Who is Voidblade again?

Shocktrooper: boss of the phantai

Shocktrooper: dude was weird

Shocktrooper: but he and lk-n got freaky

Shocktrooper: proper freaky

Shocktrooper: kuta told me they borrowed kutas bondage stuff

Shocktrooper: now voidblade is infatuated

Shocktrooper: lk-n wants to explore

Shocktrooper: tbh went better than expected

Telecharm: What do you mean by that?

Shocktrooper: me eξ and ψξ doing matchmakin stuff is fun

Telecharm: Oh.

Telecharm: Speaking of which.

Telecharm: Did your Make Two Teekays Fuck plan work in the end?

Shocktrooper: lol ye

Shocktrooper: @arcbearer @silverbolt u guys alright

Arcbearer is now online.

Arcbearer: Hello, do you need something?

Shocktrooper: just checkin in

Shocktrooper: u good

Arcbearer: I am alright, I think.

Arcbearer: I have been rather busy though.

Arcbearer: I got myself a new prosthetic for my head plate. One that better matches my natural plating.

Shocktrooper: good

Shocktrooper: ur old 1 was kinda weird

Arcbearer: It was admittedly supposed to be temporary but I did not know where I could get a better prosthetic. But Smokecloud sorted me out, he found someone who does them.

Telecharm: So how are things with you and Silverbolt?

Arcbearer: Um…

Arcbearer: Well, I was concerned that I would not see Silverbolt after the wedding. But I got a message from Silverbolt and he is currently in the process of being moved.

Shocktrooper: thought he was near us

Arcbearer: He is being transferred to a patrol duty in Ekthrisian territories. And he will get routine solid leave, meaning he can visit me every ev-end!

Shocktrooper: so u official?

Arcbearer: Um…

Arcbearer: I think so, yes. I will see him this weekend. I cannot wait! We are going to spend time in my room watching movies.

Telecharm: Your room? Where do you live?

Arcbearer: I live in my little room in the Shifting Bastards’ Inn.

Telecharm: You don’t have a permanent home?

Arcbearer: Uh…

Shocktrooper: hes like us

Shocktrooper: sect guys just have a room mostly

Telecharm: I have an entire home.

Telecharm: I literally own a house.

Telecharm: Well, I’m paying a mortgage on the house, but still, technically I own it.

Shocktrooper: eh we all share here at savepoint

Shocktrooper: we all work together

Shocktrooper: keep it nice

Arcbearer: I am admittedly somewhat envious of where you Thantir live. But I know how, I can ask for time off to come and visit you occasionally, so it is not so bad.

Arcbearer: The Thantir are very nice.

Arcbearer: Um…

Arcbearer: Admittedly, General Elkay is also very nice.

Shocktrooper: lol he definitely is

Shocktrooper: u can look but not touch

Arcbearer: Understandable.

Arcbearer: You and General Elkay clearly love each other a lot. More than anyone or anything.

Shocktrooper: id murder for my lk

Shocktrooper: hed murder for me

Shocktrooper: its mutual

Shocktrooper: we happy lol

Telecharm: I’m envious.

Shocktrooper: aint u into ψξ?

Telecharm: I mean, yeah, me and Chilly are a thing, but it’s fucking nothing compared to you.

Telecharm: Long distance relationships are harder than they seem.

Shocktrooper: u can fix that

Telecharm: How?

Shocktrooper: move to savepoint

Shocktrooper: join the thantir lol

Telecharm: I don’t really want to. I’m happy with my life.

Shocktrooper: then convince ψξ 2 join u

Telecharm: I don’t think he wants to do that either.

Shocktrooper: well u gotta give and take 4 things 2 work

Shocktrooper: cant help u much more

Telecharm: I’ll… think about things.

Shocktrooper: u smart, ull work it out

Shocktrooper: anyway gotta work now

Shocktrooper: c u

Shocktrooper is now offline.

Arcbearer: Skyan Teekay is right you know.

Arcbearer: Anyway, I also have work now. Have a nice day, Telecharm.

Arcbearer is now offline.

Telecharm: Hmph.