Protective Corruption

Everything was black. Black and squidgy. Oddly smooth. Warm though. Weirdly warm. Like a protective bubble of goo. One surrounding Retvik and Litvir. “Oh, thank the Light, you are awake!” Litvir seemed very sleepy, but he also seemed to have been trying to wake Retvik up for a while. “I do not know what is … Read more

Furry Massage

“This spa is the best.” Retvik glanced at Arkay and Litvir as the three of them laid in a warm, wood-lined room. Delicate water sounds trickled through the air, a gentle breeze wafted through and a myriad of small, cat-like beings were wandering around, rubbing up and down the three Missing’s bodies, while three more … Read more

Life Goddess Thoughts and Marmite

“I’ve been thinking…” Arkay muttered as he buttered some freshly toasted bread and spread honey delicately over it. “Thinking or worrying?” Litvir asked. He and Retvik were also eating toast, and Litvir was now obsessed with a weird new topping. “Because right now, I want to know where I can get more of this yeast … Read more

Lingering Pain

“Ugh…” Arkay struggled to sit up, then immediately checked over his body. He was still Life Goddess-shaped. He needed to fix that. A deep breath did cause Arkay’s armour to return to his body, but as he checked over himself again, he noticed a new permanent scar on his side. One a little too close … Read more

Bare Rewards

Retvik rubbed his eyes as consciousness returned to him. The last thing he remembered was his ship skidding to a halt in a vast darkness, and Retvik himself flying through the windscreen because he didn’t have his seatbelt on. Clearly, the impact with the ground hadn’t killed Retvik, but he found it odd how he … Read more

Bare Truths

“Arkay! Arkay, wake up!” Retvik and Litvir were admittedly rather concerned, almost scared, as Arkay was lying somewhat unresponsive in a pool of blood, next to another, very much dead Life Goddess. Worse though, there was a shimmering golden ghost standing over them. “It seems as though you have killed one of my daughters…” the … Read more

Bared Trust

Arki had admittedly taken far too long to find the small cave where Prodota had asked to meet her, but finally, she was actually doing it. Not to agree with Prodota and help her with her insane plan, but also not to kill her, as she had been told to by her… sponsors. Arki hoped … Read more

Bare Intent

Things had been somewhat pleasant so far. After some awkward small talk with a stupidly tall pink Life Goddess with three pairs of breasts and a gaggle of snake-like, rainbow-coloured Life Goddess with long, thick tails, Arki managed to find a good spot where she could settle down and watch the floating platform above them … Read more

The Bare Dome

Arki tutted to herself as she and her two half-Voidborn guards approached the entrance to the Gymne Party Dome. As the name suggested, the venue was a large, glass dome which contained a beautiful floral paradise, most of which was filled with pools of water, connected by waterfalls and floating platforms, with the odd flat … Read more

Pre-Party Preparations

“Alright, we’ve nearly arrived, but before we park up and stuff, we need to go through a few things.” Arkay felt naked and exposed, mostly because he somewhat was. Well, he was completely naked, disguised as a Life Goddess. Thankfully, Arkay was pretending to be a Life Goddess from the Patagenic Pentacluster, and no one … Read more

Equipment Inspections

Retvik and Litvir muttered to themselves as they inspected the pitch black armour they had been given. It was rather heavy, spiky armour, and all of it was black, apart from the occasional gem scattered around – red for Retvik and purple for Litvir. The armour was also very Voidborn-like. Retvik had already put some … Read more

Bare Task

“Oh, my little stars, you are adorable!” Deathven had once again teleported Arkay, Litvir and Retvik into his personal office, but today, the Overlord wasn’t alone. Standing with him, only slightly shorter than him, was a beautiful, lizard-like Life Goddess. She was tall, slender and had shimmering diamonds embedded in her skin. She was also … Read more

Medicine Disbelief

“Milk?” “Yes, milk.” “Really?” “Apparently.” Arkay had wanted to get out of the sector as fast as possible. As soon as Retvik and Litvir were done in the local hospital, they’d sped off, and Arkay had headed towards the nearest Deathven Sector. He didn’t want to specifically go to the Sector, Arkay wasn’t even sure … Read more

Little Scaly Medics

Rather oddly, the Glowing Point medical facility was run by and made for Divine Guardians. Places run by Divine Guardians were somewhat unusual, mostly because they were normally busy looking after Life Goddesses. This hospital seemed to be run by a collection of rather small, scaly creatures with four eyes but the patients were of … Read more

Unknown White Strain

“Ow, ow ow ow! Get it off me!” Litvir flailed as something white and horrible crawled up his arm, a hideous, overly viscous liquid that made Litvir’s skin feel cold and itchy. Arkay tried washing the gunk off with water, but when that didn’t work, Retvik used a very brief and intense flame to burn … Read more