Bare Rewards

Retvik rubbed his eyes as consciousness returned to him. The last thing he remembered was his ship skidding to a halt in a vast darkness, and Retvik himself flying through the windscreen because he didn’t have his seatbelt on. Clearly, the impact with the ground hadn’t killed Retvik, but he found it odd how he … Read more

Bare Truths

“Arkay! Arkay, wake up!” Retvik and Litvir were admittedly rather concerned, almost scared, as Arkay was lying somewhat unresponsive in a pool of blood, next to another, very much dead Life Goddess. Worse though, there was a shimmering golden ghost standing over them. “It seems as though you have killed one of my daughters…” the … Read more

Bared Trust

Arki had admittedly taken far too long to find the small cave where Prodota had asked to meet her, but finally, she was actually doing it. Not to agree with Prodota and help her with her insane plan, but also not to kill her, as she had been told to by her… sponsors. Arki hoped … Read more

Bare Intent

Things had been somewhat pleasant so far. After some awkward small talk with a stupidly tall pink Life Goddess with three pairs of breasts and a gaggle of snake-like, rainbow-coloured Life Goddess with long, thick tails, Arki managed to find a good spot where she could settle down and watch the floating platform above them … Read more

The Bare Dome

Arki tutted to herself as she and her two half-Voidborn guards approached the entrance to the Gymne Party Dome. As the name suggested, the venue was a large, glass dome which contained a beautiful floral paradise, most of which was filled with pools of water, connected by waterfalls and floating platforms, with the odd flat … Read more

Pre-Party Preparations

“Alright, we’ve nearly arrived, but before we park up and stuff, we need to go through a few things.” Arkay felt naked and exposed, mostly because he somewhat was. Well, he was completely naked, disguised as a Life Goddess. Thankfully, Arkay was pretending to be a Life Goddess from the Patagenic Pentacluster, and no one … Read more

Equipment Inspections

Retvik and Litvir muttered to themselves as they inspected the pitch black armour they had been given. It was rather heavy, spiky armour, and all of it was black, apart from the occasional gem scattered around – red for Retvik and purple for Litvir. The armour was also very Voidborn-like. Retvik had already put some … Read more

Bare Task

“Oh, my little stars, you are adorable!” Deathven had once again teleported Arkay, Litvir and Retvik into his personal office, but today, the Overlord wasn’t alone. Standing with him, only slightly shorter than him, was a beautiful, lizard-like Life Goddess. She was tall, slender and had shimmering diamonds embedded in her skin. She was also … Read more

Medicine Disbelief

“Milk?” “Yes, milk.” “Really?” “Apparently.” Arkay had wanted to get out of the sector as fast as possible. As soon as Retvik and Litvir were done in the local hospital, they’d sped off, and Arkay had headed towards the nearest Deathven Sector. He didn’t want to specifically go to the Sector, Arkay wasn’t even sure … Read more

Little Scaly Medics

Rather oddly, the Glowing Point medical facility was run by and made for Divine Guardians. Places run by Divine Guardians were somewhat unusual, mostly because they were normally busy looking after Life Goddesses. This hospital seemed to be run by a collection of rather small, scaly creatures with four eyes but the patients were of … Read more

Unknown White Strain

“Ow, ow ow ow! Get it off me!” Litvir flailed as something white and horrible crawled up his arm, a hideous, overly viscous liquid that made Litvir’s skin feel cold and itchy. Arkay tried washing the gunk off with water, but when that didn’t work, Retvik used a very brief and intense flame to burn … Read more

Sisterly Request

Arkay, Retvik and Litvir were all taking a break, sitting on a bench outside a void kiosk run by fish in mechanical fish tank suits, all eating ice cream. The ice cream wasn’t anything special. Apparently it was vanilla flavour, but the quality of the ice cream suggested it had never actually seen real vanilla, … Read more

Mental Meal

“They know I can just restart the ship, right?” The Deathly Soulflame was quiet currently. The engines and lights were all switched off as the ship had been hit by an EMP to briefly disable it. A ship of similar size had come out of nowhere and immediately fired the EMP at it, with the … Read more

Large Desires

“I am sorry for burning you, Arkay.” “Retvik, I’ve told you twenty times already, it’s fine!” Arkay had been hiding away in the ceiling observatory. It was really just a small room with a glass ceiling, with barely enough room for Arkay to stand, let alone Litvir or Retvik, but it was a climate-controlled room … Read more