Adventures in Time, Space, Life and Death
“Have they already opened fire at us?” Litvir asked as a laser beam seemed to fly past their now nearly stationary ship. “Seems as much!” Retvik grunted as a second one flew by. “This may be somewhat difficult.” “Yep! Always is!” Arkay exclaimed as he brought the ship to a complete stop. He thought for … Read more
“Hello again, Missing.” Retvik, Litvir and Arkay were used to Deathven’s random teleports now. There was always an odd tingle to them, that gave them a second to ready themselves. Didn’t quite give them enough time to put clothes on though, as it had been technically night time at Save Point and they’d been lying … Read more
“Uh, Lord Vikalos?” Fengar still wasn’t really sure how to speak to his new bosses. The Phantai, Moonblade’s former sect, were very strict, but everyone just used their codenames so that strictness wasn’t too obvious. But Vikalos, codename Firestorm, was an oddly terrifying entity. Before Moonblade had met Vikalos in person, he had heard the … Read more
Everything was black again, but at least this time, it was a familiar black, a void filled with delicate flickering and floating candles. And standing over the Missing was a familiar disgruntled face. “What did you do?” Litvir and Retvik didn’t have an answer. Arkay though immediately apologised. “I’m sorry. I acted on instinct. I … Read more
Everything was black. Black and squidgy. Oddly smooth. Warm though. Weirdly warm. Like a protective bubble of goo. One surrounding Retvik and Litvir. “Oh, thank the Light, you are awake!” Litvir seemed very sleepy, but he also seemed to have been trying to wake Retvik up for a while. “I do not know what is … Read more
“This spa is the best.” Retvik glanced at Arkay and Litvir as the three of them laid in a warm, wood-lined room. Delicate water sounds trickled through the air, a gentle breeze wafted through and a myriad of small, cat-like beings were wandering around, rubbing up and down the three Missing’s bodies, while three more … Read more
“I’ve been thinking…” Arkay muttered as he buttered some freshly toasted bread and spread honey delicately over it. “Thinking or worrying?” Litvir asked. He and Retvik were also eating toast, and Litvir was now obsessed with a weird new topping. “Because right now, I want to know where I can get more of this yeast … Read more
“Ugh…” Arkay struggled to sit up, then immediately checked over his body. He was still Life Goddess-shaped. He needed to fix that. A deep breath did cause Arkay’s armour to return to his body, but as he checked over himself again, he noticed a new permanent scar on his side. One a little too close … Read more
Retvik rubbed his eyes as consciousness returned to him. The last thing he remembered was his ship skidding to a halt in a vast darkness, and Retvik himself flying through the windscreen because he didn’t have his seatbelt on. Clearly, the impact with the ground hadn’t killed Retvik, but he found it odd how he … Read more
“Arkay! Arkay, wake up!” Retvik and Litvir were admittedly rather concerned, almost scared, as Arkay was lying somewhat unresponsive in a pool of blood, next to another, very much dead Life Goddess. Worse though, there was a shimmering golden ghost standing over them. “It seems as though you have killed one of my daughters…” the … Read more
Arki had admittedly taken far too long to find the small cave where Prodota had asked to meet her, but finally, she was actually doing it. Not to agree with Prodota and help her with her insane plan, but also not to kill her, as she had been told to by her… sponsors. Arki hoped … Read more
Things had been somewhat pleasant so far. After some awkward small talk with a stupidly tall pink Life Goddess with three pairs of breasts and a gaggle of snake-like, rainbow-coloured Life Goddess with long, thick tails, Arki managed to find a good spot where she could settle down and watch the floating platform above them … Read more
Arki tutted to herself as she and her two half-Voidborn guards approached the entrance to the Gymne Party Dome. As the name suggested, the venue was a large, glass dome which contained a beautiful floral paradise, most of which was filled with pools of water, connected by waterfalls and floating platforms, with the odd flat … Read more
“Alright, we’ve nearly arrived, but before we park up and stuff, we need to go through a few things.” Arkay felt naked and exposed, mostly because he somewhat was. Well, he was completely naked, disguised as a Life Goddess. Thankfully, Arkay was pretending to be a Life Goddess from the Patagenic Pentacluster, and no one … Read more
Retvik and Litvir muttered to themselves as they inspected the pitch black armour they had been given. It was rather heavy, spiky armour, and all of it was black, apart from the occasional gem scattered around – red for Retvik and purple for Litvir. The armour was also very Voidborn-like. Retvik had already put some … Read more