Life Goddess Thoughts and Marmite

“I’ve been thinking…” Arkay muttered as he buttered some freshly toasted bread and spread honey delicately over it. “Thinking or worrying?” Litvir asked. He and Retvik were also eating toast, and Litvir was now obsessed with a weird new topping. “Because right now, I want to know where I can get more of this yeast … Read more

New Hires

“Alright, I think we have gone through all the important stuff, just one last thing now and then we can talk about the fun parts of you both joining the Thantir.” The two beings in front of Vikalos were both similar and very different at the same time. TK-0013-K07, codename Electricshadow but currently calling himself … Read more

Partner’s Open Advice

Teekay watched as Elkay put on his bedtime pyjama wraps then climbed into bed, murmuring to himself as he did so. Teekay never bothered with pyjamas now that he was a Decay Lord, he felt safe enough to just sleep in the nude, but he did understand why Elkay still wore wraps. When they were … Read more

Romantic Regrets

“You look weirdly sleepy.” Elkay grunted as he sat up straight. He and Phovos had just finished their blood donation session, and they were joined by Nyssi and Kayel, who had also offered to donate blood. Technically, Nyssi and Kayel had blood that was more potent against Corruption than Elkay did, but Elkay’s blood was … Read more

Lingering Pain

“Ugh…” Arkay struggled to sit up, then immediately checked over his body. He was still Life Goddess-shaped. He needed to fix that. A deep breath did cause Arkay’s armour to return to his body, but as he checked over himself again, he noticed a new permanent scar on his side. One a little too close … Read more

Bare Rewards

Retvik rubbed his eyes as consciousness returned to him. The last thing he remembered was his ship skidding to a halt in a vast darkness, and Retvik himself flying through the windscreen because he didn’t have his seatbelt on. Clearly, the impact with the ground hadn’t killed Retvik, but he found it odd how he … Read more

Bare Truths

“Arkay! Arkay, wake up!” Retvik and Litvir were admittedly rather concerned, almost scared, as Arkay was lying somewhat unresponsive in a pool of blood, next to another, very much dead Life Goddess. Worse though, there was a shimmering golden ghost standing over them. “It seems as though you have killed one of my daughters…” the … Read more

Bare Intent

Things had been somewhat pleasant so far. After some awkward small talk with a stupidly tall pink Life Goddess with three pairs of breasts and a gaggle of snake-like, rainbow-coloured Life Goddess with long, thick tails, Arki managed to find a good spot where she could settle down and watch the floating platform above them … Read more

The Bare Dome

Arki tutted to herself as she and her two half-Voidborn guards approached the entrance to the Gymne Party Dome. As the name suggested, the venue was a large, glass dome which contained a beautiful floral paradise, most of which was filled with pools of water, connected by waterfalls and floating platforms, with the odd flat … Read more

Bare Task

“Oh, my little stars, you are adorable!” Deathven had once again teleported Arkay, Litvir and Retvik into his personal office, but today, the Overlord wasn’t alone. Standing with him, only slightly shorter than him, was a beautiful, lizard-like Life Goddess. She was tall, slender and had shimmering diamonds embedded in her skin. She was also … Read more

Simpler, Prettier Duties

“You’re still sitting here.” Moonblade blinked and rubbed his eyes. It turned out, his ship needed more repairs than expected. The Voidborn that Moonblade had accidentally hit had splattered itself all through one of the ship’s engines, and while it was being removed, part of the Voidborn randomly decided to explode. To pass the time … Read more