Tenuk’s Guide to Dealing with Deities – Introduction

Hi there! Welcome to my little guide on dealing with deities! Now, I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking that this guide is pointless, that deities never deal in mortal affairs and why the hell would you personally need to know how to interact with them? And you know what, you’re absolutely right in thinking … Read more

Reasons Not To Visit

“I want to meet him!” Kayel couldn’t understand why no one in the room was as excited as he was. They were all giving him that annoying “Kayel you’re being dumb again” look and he hated it. “Alright, instead of staring at me like I’m some sort of retard, one of you please explain to … Read more

Skyan in the Glass

An attractive, yellow-armoured creature sat patiently in the plexi-glass cage, quietly tapping his feet together nervously. All around him, Skyan police and soldiers stood on guard, weapons drawn and pointed at him. None of them had moved for at least an hour, not since they’d captured the yellow being and brought him to his little … Read more

Call From Work

Enkay leaned back in his deck chair, soaking in the low levels of sun. The skies in these Skyan territories were always pitch black, but the nearby stars still pumped out enough heat to warm one’s skin. Next to him was Teekay, who was lying on his stomach, watching some sort of show on a … Read more

Three for Dinner

“He is… really quiet, isn’t he?” Teekay and Enkay sat at the table, delicately sipping their frozen ice cream smoothies, while they watched Elkay drift about the kitchen. The three of them had initially planned to go out for a fast food meal, but Elkay had changed his mind at the last minute, claiming that … Read more

Tea with Enkay

Moonrock Cafe was always quiet in the afternoons. It was a cafe built mainly to serve working K-Class Skyans, all of whom had strict time tables and busy schedules, meaning there were very obvious dead spots throughout the day. These dead spots where why Teekay had wanted to meet with Enkay now, rather than later … Read more

Invitation from Enkay

There was a weird knock on the bathroom door, followed by an awkward voice. Teekay opened the door ever so slightly, peering through the crack. On the other side was Elkay, looking confused and naked. “Teekay, your communicator is vibrating…” “Then answer it.” “I do not recognise the number. It also says “Private” on it. … Read more

A Pile of Gore

An unholy scream echoed across the cosmos as Epani fled in terror, covering her eyes with her fins and veering around stars. Her scared rampage was only halted by something grabbing Epani by the tail and pulling her aside. “EPANI?” Epani screamed a little more, pausing to breath briefly before starting again. “EPANI!” “Aaaaahh…” Epani … Read more

Yisini’s Truthtelling

“Oooer, that’s bright…” Yisini’s eyes flicked open thn quickly flicked shut again. “Why’d it all have to be so damn bright?” “You know why…” Yisini opened her eyes properly and sat up, looking around for who was talking to her. She wasn’t surprised that the voice belonged to her mother, the Allmaker Kinisis, but she … Read more

Unfinished Task

The Whenvern and the Panelix both knew they were in trouble. It was always easy to tell that their mother Kinisis was pissed off at them because she would grow in size, towering over the two already colossal deities, standing above them menacingly with her arms crossed. “I see that you didn’t do as I … Read more

Looking For A Sibling

“This is beginning to annoy me…” Kairos grunted as he hovered above the small, rocky moon. On the surface, the outline of a strange impact crater could still be seen. A couple of days of wind storms though had started to destroy it, just as the winds had destroyed the evidence of other impacts. “Why?” … Read more

Shadow At The Window

Elkay closed his eyes and sighed as he leant on the window sill, a warm, fuzzy feeling running through his body. Everything right now was good. Not amazing, not bad, just good. He was happy, comfortable and had everything he could have ever needed. For once in his short life, Elkay was genuinely, blissfully happy, … Read more

Back Home From Work

Elkay sighed as the door opened and Teekay let him in. He waved at Teekay then dragged over to the large pile of cushions and pillows that filled the centre of the room and threw himself onto it. “How was your day?” Teekay asked. “Meh…” Teekay smiled, ever so slightly. “Welcome to the world of … Read more

Job Tryout

Teekay and Vieneff watched as the being that was obviously not a Skyavok helped move boxes around. Normally it would take at least a team of two Skyans to move boxes from the transport bay into the storage sectors, but this one being was moving crates and boxes around with ease, hardly breaking a sweat. … Read more

Unconscious Discovery

“Yisini, Arkadin, where are you both?” Kairos’s voice echoed across the young solar system, but he hadn’t received any response from either of them for hours. Not getting a reply from Arkadin was somewhat common, but Yisini not answering calls? That was very unusual. Especially since she was always the first to arrive at Kinisis’s … Read more