Far Too Drunk

“Uh… Hi?” Vick was busy cleaning the bar after a long day at work. He hadn’t been paying attention to outside the shop, where a strange ship had landed. So he was rather surprised to see a familiar face suddenly knocking on the door. “Retvik! Heya, buddy!” Vick blinked. “Uh… Tenuk, what are you doing … Read more

Little Bad Dreams

Retvik grunted to himself as some timid knocking woke him up from his nap. He’d been barely asleep, having only just drifted off, which meant the knocking was enough to snap him back to consciousness. Admittedly, Retvik was only in bed because he was slightly drunk and Litvir had sent him to “horny jail” for … Read more

White Thrastarii’s Woes

“Bloody Allbirther, I needed that!” “Bloody Void, I needed that too! But I’m fucking exhausted!” Nysi couldn’t help but giggle as she remained on top of Aspfteras. One thing had led to another thing, which had led to another thing, which had led to them in Nyssi’s bedroom, rolling around with no clothes on. And … Read more

Yet Another Teekay

“So, tell us about yourself. How did you end up out here?” Teekay rubbed his head, feeling utterly overwhelmed. It turned out, he wasn’t alone. There were other Rethavok out here in the Void. Other bigger, vastly more powerful and important Rethavok. People who knew who they were. Rethavok who were alive and breathing and … Read more

Too Familiar New Friends

“Alright, you two are staying here to have fun, I’m borrowing Arkay and fucking off to go and see my other oldest friend!” “Wait, I didn’t agree to-” “Don’t care, you’re coming with me!” Mimicblade Tenuk giggled with joy as he grabbed Arkay, lifted him up off the ground and dragged him back to his … Read more

Motherly Worries

“So… Retvik is fine?” Gath asked. “Yes, they are fine!” Liiti beamed. “They are not ill?” “Yes, they are fine. They just ate their food too fast and bounced around too much and made themselves throw up. It is common when babies start to transition from mush food to chunks.” “So… Retvik is definitely fine?” … Read more

Beh’en Wedding Guests

“Are you really sure you want the Great Blades around at our wedding, as our witnesses?” Itaviir looked up from what he was doing. Normally, he did work stuff in the Tattered Navigators’ office,. But Itaviir was hungry today and didn’t want to constantly walk from the offices to the canteen, and what he was … Read more

Heading Back to Savepoint

“I think I’m gonna miss not being here for a week ev thingy…” Tenuk muttered as he got the Thantir Three ready for take off. “I’m not!” Nyssi tutted, crossing her arms. “And Kayel and Retty ain’t either!” “Nyssi, girl, you’re mind-reading again…” Nyssi blinked, then rubbed her eyes and immediately apologised. “I’m sorry. Normally … Read more

Timely Compliments

“Stay calm, do not panic. I will clean up the mess. Wrap them up, take them to the nursery and speak to Captain Liiti.” “But-” “You do not know if it is serious and are jumping to conclusions. Bundle Ret up and go now. The nurseries are open all the time for a reason.” Heavy … Read more

Weird Ekthrisian Requests

Mimicblade: Hey kiddo, you busy? Deathbringer: Not really. Deathbringer: Just finished talking to some cool stone guy with a missing finger, he kept on calling me kiddo as well. Mimicblade: What? Deathbringer: I’m at a water park right now with my babes. I swear, Litvir’s been down this same slide like five times now, and … Read more

Request For A Mother

“Hi, Vikalos, what’s up?” Phovos was in one of her more common spots, sitting in the canteen, sipping a bottle of water after one of her many blood donation sessions. Oddly, she didn’t have her Voidborn companion with her, but Elkay was passed out next to Phovos, after donating a good two litres of blood. … Read more

Naked Meal

“I have a query…” Retvik glanced up from his meal to see who had spoken to him. It clearly wasn’t Arkay, because Arkay was stuffing his face. Litvir though was busy peeling some sort of shellfish and putting each peeled specimen in a pile before he ate anything. “A query?” Retvik replied as he looked … Read more

Water Hotel

“This… is not the hotel I expected…” The Missing had been instructed to wait at a hotel for a bit, since their last mission hadn’t gone as planned. No fault of their own, it was supposed to have been a diplomatic mission, but they’d discovered everyone had been destroyed shortly before they’d arrived. Clearly, the … Read more

Voidborns Not Found

“Are we in the right spot?” Retvik checked over the coordinates, then grunted. “Yes.” “Are you sure?” “Yes.” “May I check?” Retvik grunted some more. “You do not believe me?” Arkay grunted back. “You’re the worst flyer of the three of us. I just want to see with my own eyes.” Retvik grunted even more, … Read more

Ekthrisian Loner

“Hey, Arcbearer, kiddo, you busy?” Arcbearer sighed as he looked up from his work. He was currently holding a bucket and a sponge, in the middle of cleaning gunk off a ship. The ship was parked outside the Shifting Bastards Inn, which was unofficially the main base of the Ekthris, and Arcbearer spent most of … Read more