Some Normal Decaylings For Once

“Cruelfang? What sort of fucking code name is that? I demand a better one!” Lissandra hissed as she slithered around, knocking things over with her tail. “It doesn’t match me in the fucking slightest!” “I think it matches you pretty damn well!” Teekay tutted. “I mean, you routinely threaten to bite people, you’re cruel and … Read more

“Hey, Vexypoo!” Elksia waved just before she could see Vexer appear at the entrance to her guard tower. “Reksi, baby, say hello to your biodaddy!” Vexer was very much caught off guard, not by the fact that Elksia knew he was coming, but because Reksi was in fact waving at him and chirping a few … Read more

“What the fuck do you mean, you two are in charge of us?” Fragiir didn’t mean to sound so pissed off, but the sentence he had just heard made no sense. “Elkay and I will be training you six up and guiding you all into becoming Decay Lords!” Teekay smiled. “YOU are leading us?” Lissandra … Read more