Unremarkable Test Results

“This is about that fucking stupid test, isn’t it?” Elkay and Teekay both nodded. The seven Decaylings all glanced at each other nervously. Well, apart from Lissandra, who was standing there, with her arms crossed. “Come on, out with it. We all know we all failed. We all know we fucked up.” Vokulunaax and Vexer … Read more

Questions for the New Kid

“So, you’re, like, actually a kid?” Helkas blinked, then looked up from what he was doing. He was currently working on reading the first page of a very, very sparkly book, but apparently according to everyone else, it just looked plain. The nice Life Goddess and her strange Voidborn friend (was it a boy or … Read more

Normal Decayling Names

“Cruelfang? What sort of fucking code name is that? I demand a better one!” Lissandra hissed as she slithered around, knocking things over with her tail. “It doesn’t match me in the fucking slightest!” “I think it matches you pretty damn well!” Teekay tutted. “I mean, you routinely threaten to bite people, you’re cruel and … Read more